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WhatDidIJustRead


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Twilight is very science-minded, and when the chance to perform an experiment occurs, she takes it. Unfortunately, the experiment is simply to flush her crown down the toilet in Canterlot.

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Have nephew. Can relate.

Dan

A bit OOC. Filly Twilight might have pulled something like that with Celestia's crown, but adult Twi after she became a princess and got one of her own?

Twilight disposed of her crown and informed Celestia. She then received a replacement crown that she liked even more than the first. Her scientific mind urges her to repeat the experiment of disposing of her crown and informing Celestia in order to attempt to answer with complete certainty the question: correlation or causation.

Ah, but there's a difference between knowing...and being absolutely certain.

~ Maito Gai - Naruto Shippuden

9691056
I agree, but I don't think there's much point in questioning anything here... :applejackunsure:

Oh, and I just noticed the Author's username: WhatDidIJustRead

How very apt. :derpytongue2:


P.S. This is why I have a bookshelf named "What?"

P.P.S. Bad Twilight, no experimenting to prove Obvious outcomes for you.

Way to pull a Plucky Duck, Twilight. :facehoof:

9691655
No outcome is obvious. We might be able to predict some with a small margin of error, but experimenting is never, ever, useless. At worst, it only reinforces an accepted theory.

Or literally flushes a golden crown down the toilet.

9692032
Perhaps not useless, but some are a bit silly.

Besides, what practical purpose does Twilight's experiment serve? Other than fulfilling a weird curiousity – which, I admit, is sometimes satisfying, it's not really purposeful.

All that being said, I don't oppose experimenting to your heart's content so long as one is responsible and doesn't do damage to other people – heaven knows I've done some weird things myself in the name of fun. :moustache:

P.S. Oh, and this is probably a bit serious for this fic.

Ara

twioight sarkle more like toilet sparkle amirite

She smiled and thanked Spike as he took the trash out, then continued cutting her carrots, enjoying the weight of the crown on her head. Humming, she dumped the green ends of the carrots into the food disposal, and held a button as it whirred and ground the bits into mulch. She stared at the little hole that was meant for food waste, then up at her crown. An idea came to her, then.

What would happen if...?

:facehoof: (The pony on this emoji is unfitting)

Well, excu-u-use me, Princess

Twilight does a good job of channeling Link there for a moment.
As to the last “what if,” why does Celestia allow Twilight to have nice things?

I have a feeling Twilight would be a great Blendtec employee. (Hmm...)

Sounds like my brother! Ever seen a kid fill in the groves on a wooden train track because he "wanted to know if the train would derail or not? I have.(5 times.)

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