• Member Since 26th Jan, 2014

Ron Jeremy Pony


What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

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Derpy is the kind of pony who tends to create messes. Large ones. After everpony shifts away from the gray pegasus, she's left alone with no pony to lean on. Derpy feels like her life is shattered and her heart is torn to pieces. That one day all changed when she ran into the most peculiar object along with the sweetest pony.

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(Dark tag added due to minor themes and language that will likely pop up from time to time, may remove in the future if needed) (Removed Dark Tag for the time being, if/when such themes come up I will re-apply it)

Takes place on modern day Earth.

Fifty years after the portal between Equestria and Earth opened, humans and ponies have managed to merge their two cultures together, letting each species live among one another and, in some cases, form strong relationships. Thanks to the combined efforts of pony magic and human science, these families have given birth to children. In more recent years, pony/human hybrids, dubbed “anthros”, have started becoming more of a common sight in some regions, but still a rare sight in others. Along with their rarity, it has not been uncommon for Anthros to suffer from hate and discrimination from less welcoming members of the communities.

Despite this, many of the Anthros have managed to overcome the discrimination they’ve face and go on to become more successful in life in their still rather young lives.

Melody, a young thestral anthro, has just been accepted into Aurora Academy, the largest multi-species school in the country. Now she has to deal with balancing classes, friends, hobbies, and trying to deal with her roommate.

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Niko Bellic. He was a well-known criminal in the underworld of Liberty City, but after he killed his crime bosses, he seemed to disappear entirely, only popping up here and there for a car theft or gunfight. He was the best of the best, so you can imagine his surprise when a bomb went off, and he sank to the bottom of the ocean, apparently drowning.
Or at least, he thought he had drowned.
When Princess Luna and Princess Celestia decide that they want to reform Niko so that he helps the world, they chose none-other than the Element of Laughter, Pinkie Pie, to do the job. While Niko tries to continue his normal life with the addition of this new companion, Pinkie shows Niko that there is something more powerful than money, crime, and death. Something that even he can muster up inside of him and use against his foes. If he survives the pony herself, that is.

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Izolovo moves to Equestria to live with his brother in the hopes that he will meet old friends and make new ones. However, what is he to do when old friends want nothing to do with (or use) him and true friends are hard to find?

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Ever since the Sisterhooves Social, Sweetie Belle and Rarity's relationship has improved drastically. There are still days when Rarity is a bit busy, of course, and certain times when Sweetie doesn't quite get the hint.

During one particularly stressful day, Sweetie Belle gets into Rarity's makeup. Rarity demands an explanation. The answer isn't quite as simple as one sister playing dress-up.

Thanks to my good friend Loopy Legend for the prompt and link to the coverart.

Thanks to Holo, Sir Rustbucket, Loopy Legend, Sage Runner, ValorlordV5, and Midnight Legend for editing.

Now with a YouTube reading by Arwhale. Show him some love!

Now Featured on Equestria Daily!

Rated Everyone.

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It is said the River Styx seperates the land of the living from the fields of the dead. Every mortal eventually finds themselves crossing the black river of woe with its odd ferryman to meet their final resting place. The only question Twilight has is this.

Why was she here?

Big thanks to my editor, SirTruffles, for all his help and hard work!

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Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized and faithful student, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship.

This is going to be fun!

A spinoff of Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student by milesprower06.

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Abstract: In his final and most personal monograph, a prolific and widely celebrated ethnologist and hippologist describes the customs of the Little Ponies (sp. Equus parvus) related to courtship and matrimony. Topics covered include sudden-onset equine infatuation (SOEI), typical courtship behaviors, the prominent role of the equine matchmaker, and the rituals of equine marriage.

But this study moves beyond a mere description of pony culture. It reflects also on the interactions between pony and human—and on what those interactions mean for the future of the human race.


Featured on Equestria Daily!

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That morning was just like every morning, get up, get out of bed, take shower, brush teeth. Only difference for Shining Armor, he isn't himself. Or SHE isn't herself!

This Story is a one shot inspired by the stories picture. the colors, the image, the design, it just made me urge to write this, So please enjoy and comment, and maybe i might write more.

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Dark Tag is for Black Comedy and slightly morbid situations!

A young man wakes up in Equestria as a very adorable Alicorn colt, gets forcibly adopted by Luna, and tries to find his way home. It's a shame that a certain Night Princess won't let him.

Rated Teen for suggestive scenes and the occasional bit of colorful language.

Cover art done by the wonderful Shadow Bolt.

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