#VoicemailGate · 5:53am
"The person you called? Yeah, he's really here, he's just screening his calls right now. So you can leave a message and see if he deems you important enough to call back, but I wouldn't get my hopes up."
Apparently two of my managers take issue with this voicemail joke from Red vs Blue that I have used for the past four years.
I have heard one make a joke about shooting students from the bell tower, and the other is, honestly, the most conceited person I've ever met. And my voicemail is unprofessional?
Hypocrisy at its finest. I don't make enough damn money to make every single facet of my personal life fucking professional.