Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by keaton-furman-prower

Twilight Time

Author's Note:

Original Chapter Here.

Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle:

Okay, so Scootaloo and Apple Bloom can't enter the library since they're a pegasus and earth pony. But can I still come? I mean, I'm a unicorn, so I'm not banned, right?

Sincerely, Sweetie Belle.

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Dear Sweetie Belle:

I've been investigating the possibility of transplanting a unicorn's horn onto non-horned ponies. Diamond Tiara is surprisingly smart for an earth pony. Would you be willing to make a small sacrifice for the greater good of ponykind?

Sincerely, Princess Twilight Sparkle.

P.S.: Did you know that the moon has some absolutely beautiful sights at this time of year?

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Dear Twilight Sparkle:

So, since you've banned all pegasi from your library, does that mean that your library is a No-Flash Zone?

Your faithful former mentor, Princess Celestia.

P.S.: Is Big Mac banned too?

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Dear Princess Celestia:

Fuck you.

Your now horny and pissed former student, Princess Twilight Sparkle.

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Dear Twilight Sparkle:

Do you remember that time I stole your horn, turning you into an earth pony? Wasn't that the most hilarious thing ever?

Well, if I did the same thing today, you wouldn't be a useless earth pony, right? You'd be a pegasus! Doesn't that sound fun? Not to mention you'd be the same race as Flashy, so the two of you would be perfect for each other!

By the way, Cloudsdale is looking nice this time of year. You might want to consider moving there. True, they may have banned you now, but I think I might be able to arrange something! And I can also find a way to get you back into Hay King and get some delicious hay burgers! Not to mention it will probably cheer you up now that you won't be able to live in your library!

Your ever-chaotic best buddy, Discord.

P.S.: You know, the idea of your library now being the only pegasus-and-earth-pony-free area in town will probably be quite relaxing for you. I sure hope it doesn't get blown up or anything!

Comments

[Twidashforever]

Lol, discord the troll

[PiMan]

Perhaps a little too blunt with Discord's P.S.

[Neko Majin C]

Okay, so Scootaloo and Apple Bloom can't enter the library since they're a pegasus and earth pony. But can I still come? I mean, I'm a unicorn, so I'm not banned, right?

NONE MAY ENTER THE ORB!!

KBO.

[keaton-furman-prower]

4586694 He only learned from the best

[SuperPinkBrony12]

4586768 It's almost as if he "Knows" what's going to happen, but what are the odds of that?

[Phazon]

So in response to the CMC clinging to her, Twilight managed to ban Big Macintosh and Flash Sentry (basically every stallion she's wanted to fuck her, except for her brother) but not Sweetie Belle. Or even Rarity. For a tyrant princess bitch, she truly is incompetent. She's like King Joffrey, only with strangely fewer dead bodies.

[ShadowLDrago]

4586850

My guess is that he taught Trollestia how to troll. That's just my head cannon though.

4586891

It's Discord, you never know what's going on in his head.

[meerkat8472]

Dear Sweetie Belle:

I've been investigating the possibility of transplanting a unicorn's horn onto non-horned ponies. Diamond Tiara is surprisingly smart for an earth pony. Would you be willing to make a small sacrifice for the greater good of ponykind?

Sincerely, Princess Twilight Sparkle.

P.S.: Did you know that the moon has some absolutely beautiful sights at this time of year?

RUN SWEETIE BELLE RUUUUN!!!!!

[Snake Staff]

4587845
She has yet to find a competent executioner, and everypony knows those flabby hooves of hers could never swing an executioner's axe on their own.