Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by keaton-furman-prower

Hiatus Bonus Chapter: "The Inner Hue" Film Cancelled Amid Terrorist Threats

Original Chapter Here.

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Dear Fried Chik Un:

If you’re so angry about the fact that the ponies want to make a movie about you getting killed, why not make a movie about the Equestrian Princesses getting killed? I’m sure your loyal subjects would absolutely love it!

Alternatively, if that’s too much work, why not threaten to send your agents to Pony Studios to mess up their next Spider-Mane movie?

~Mr. Q.

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Dear Discord:

Have you been working with the Democratic Griffons’ Republic of Griffondor again?!

Your angry friend, Fluttershy.

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Dear Fluttershy:

Me, work with nasty old President KFC? Even if I hadn’t been reformed, what kind of monster do you think I would be?!

And besides, the quality of the Pony Spider-Mane movies has been going downhill ever since the third one. How could Chicken Fried Steak possibly make the next one worse?

Your totally innocent friend, Discord.

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Dear Discord:

So you have been working with North Griffondor.

Your very angry friend, Fluttershy.

P.S.: You do realize Pony decided to let Spider-Mane be a part of the Marevel Cinematic Universe, right? There may yet be hope for them, so I’d advise against screwing this up.

Author's Note:

I was quite surprised when I first learned that Chicken Fried Steak didn't actually contain chicken.

And just for the record, I enjoyed both "Amazing Spider-Man" movies. I also think Andrew Garfield is a better Spider-Man than Tobey Maguire (Maguire, however, was a better Peter Parker). With that said, I'm unsure how long Sony can keep going this way by itself.

On the plus side, Sony finally made a deal with Marvel Studios (Just like How It Should Have Ended said they would).

P.S.: I think I'm going to skip the next bonus chapter. I'm not to keen on starting another flame war.

Comments

[Voldine]

P.S.: I think I'm going to skip the next bonus chapter. I'm not to keen on starting another flame war.

Too.

Also, I agree that doing anything to parody the next chapter would be in bad taste.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

And just for the record, I enjoyed both "Amazing Spider-Man" movies. I also think Andrew Garfield is a better Spider-Man than Tobey Maguire (Maguire, however, was a better Peter Parker). With that said, I'm unsure how long Sony can keep going this way by itself.

I haven't seen all the Spider Man movies so I can't see for certain which is better. I couldn't get into the Amazing series because of the way it rewrote a key part of the hero's backstory. There are somethings that shouldn't be tampered with, for the sake of consistency.

[Neko Majin C]

I was quite surprised when I first learned that Chicken Fried Steak didn't actually contain chicken.

Out of Character: I hope you are either kidding or you found that out when you were four and this is just an amusing anecdote. I cannot fathom getting past a certain age, say ten, and not knowing what chicken fried steak is.

Dear Fried Chick Un,

In the original letter, it was spelled "Chik."

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Dear Fried Chik Un,

Discord "Mr. Q" has a point, it would be awesome to see a movie about the assassination of Princess Sun Burn. The best place to fire a mortar launcher at Canterlot castle would be from the roof of the Rockefether Hewitt building because of minimal guards and you would have a clear line of sight to Celestia's bedroom. Do with that what you will.

Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle has a group that meets Fridays at midnight under the bridge of the castle of the two sisters and the password is "Sic Semper Tyrannis."

Signed Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's loyal slave and willing scapegoat,
Neko Majin C.

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KBO.

[milesprower06]

President KFC

Brilliant!

[meerkat8472]

Oooo, sounds like Discord is sleeping on the couch tonight!~

[ShadowLDrago]

P.S.: I think I'm going to skip the next bonus chapter. I'm not to keen on starting another flame war.

Good idea.

Also, Mr Q= FCKING GENIUS!

[SuperPinkBrony12]

5612806 For at least the second time. He already slept on the couch once for betraying Fluttershy.

[keaton-furman-prower]

5612324 Ah. Thanks.

Also, I actually never knew about chicken fried steak until I was fourteen (to be fair, I spent much of my childhood in Mexico)

[Neko Majin C]

5614437 There is no way for me to win this. If I accept that answer, it makes me racist. If I do not accept it, it is disrespectful. So all I can say is okay.