Dear Twilight Sparkle:
Reading these letters has made me consider getting my own organic fax machine. If abusing them is as fun as you say it is then I will certainly have a great time with it! Hopefully it doesn’t end up being as lazy as yours, though, because I have a lot of paperwork to do.
Of course, another assistant to give it competition sounds like a lot of fun. I’m definitely taking notes on how to get my own fax machine to become jealous, because I’m totally going to try this!
So, let me see if I can get this all memorized: First, give fax machine something that looks special, and then give the same thing to fax machine’s replacement. Then, find something minor for the fax machine to fuck up and tell it how disappointed you are. Finally, once they’re driven to petty crime, make them feel completely unloved! Brilliant!
Of course, I do need to make sure I can find some way to bring my fax machine back once it runs away. After all, extra slave labor is always appreciated.
As for you, you’re quite lucky that your own fax machine didn’t get eaten by its own people. Especially if it was so bad at fighting that the owl was better at fighting off the dragon.
But poor fax machine performance aside, I am very proud of you. I always thought you'd spend your life stuck with only one slave, but now you have two! As my sister would say, the slaves have been doubled!
Your slave-trading monarch, Princess Celestia.
Page generated in 0.048 seconds
Total duration
1,088 users online
1,901,271 hits today, 1,996,409 yesterday
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
doctorstrangeroll.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/guinness-brilliant.jpeg
You've said "slave labor" for like six consecutive chapters. This would be funnier if you didn't repeat jokes.
3666623 Eh, most of the jokes are responses to the jokes made in the respective letter. So these get as focused on slave jokes as much as the original does.
You know how you can get your own fax machine Celestia? By "borrowing" another dragon egg.
Luna hadn't said this at this point in time... I dunno, keep it if you want.
Hmm... I think the reason I'm not liking this series is that Celestia sounds just as horrible as Twilight. I mean, it'd be cool if she was some kind of counterpoint to Twilight, like calling her out for being a horrible person, but this is just pretty much Celestia telling Twi good job. Why would Twilight dislike her teacher if they were so much alike?
Meh, maybe I'm just not getting it...
3880767 no celestia hate twilight for being a bitch
Yes, it is quite fun to abuse those that are beneath you.
Giggity.
KBO.
Huzzah! The slaves have doubled!