Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by keaton-furman-prower

Trade Ya!

Author's Note:

Original letter here.

Dear Fluttershy:

There, I saved your ass from getting sold into slavery. I shall expect to see you at the library tonight.

Your soon-to-be mistress, Princess Twilight Sparkle.

P.S.: Failure to comply will make you wish you'd been sold off.

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Dear Twilight Sparkle:

I thought you banished all pegasi from you library. Which is certainly unfortunate, given that Flash is a Pegasus.

Sincerely, Fluttershy.

P.S.: Slavery would have been better than having to put up with your shit.

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Dear Fluttershy:

I've already repealed the ban on pegasi. Do you not remember that I let Rainbow inside so that I could teach her how to be a good sex slave Wonderbolt?

Your impatient mistress, Princess Twilight Sparkle:

P.S.: Well, if you were a slave you wouldn't get a 1000 year lunar vacation!

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Dear Discord:

I have no need for you. I'm about to spend a whole lot of time putting up with Princess Twilight Fuck-All.

Sincerely, Fluttershy.

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Dear Fluttershy:

I can't believe you're leaving me for that bitch! After all those passionate night, you're just dropping me like a block of prison soap?! This is absurd! How do you expect me to ever trust you again?! I'm going to go join Tirek or something!

Your disappointed “friend,” Discord.

Comments

[Neko Majin C]

Dear Discord:

I have no need for you. I'm about to spend a whole lot of time putting up with Princess Twilight Fuck-All.

Sincerely, Fluttershy.

It was the right move, putting a cuckold's horn upon Discord's brow. I am sure nothing could possibly go wrong, now. You will not regret it, Fluttershy, Princess Twilight Sparkle is a... glorious and generous lover. And I mean that. I am not being coerced to type that at all. There is no vibrating dildo up my ass and I am not being denied release until I post this.

KBO.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

4712368 Yeah. Either she disobeys Twilight and gets sent to the moon, or she brushes off Discord and potentially breaks his heart. And I doubt either of them would care much for a threesome. They'd want every last part of Fluttershy to themselves.

[Phazon]

Dear Fluttershy:

I can't believe you're leaving me for that bitch! After all those passionate night,

I'm pretty sure that's a typo, but at the same time, I don't want it to be.