Dear Fluttershy:
Do you honestly think I care if Fax Machine gets turned into a cozy? I mean, a fucking cozy would be less useless than him now!
With love(?), Princess Twilight Sparkle
Dear everypony:
I swear, the next time I start singing around my cottage I’m going to have an army of trained bears to rip apart anypony stupid enough to try to spy on me. I regret to have to do this, but I see no other way to make everypony understand that I want ponies to stop pestering me into singing in front of large crowds.
Sincerely, Fluttershy.
P.S.: Oh, who am I kidding? I don’t regret letting my bears loose on anypony!
Dear Pinkie Pie:
Hey, do you want some more jerkass-weed?
Your favorite drug dealer, Princess Celestia.
P.S.: Don't act like you don't want it. I know how much you love smoking this shit!
Dear Big Mac:
Don't make me tie you up and sell you as a sex toy to Twilight.
Your horny sister, Applejack.
Dear Applejack:
If you’re going to sell your brother, you’re going to need a replacement, right?
And it would have to be a really horny replacement, am I right?
And you probably don’t know anypony else who’d be suitable for that role, right?
Your old friend, Trenderhoof.
Dear Trenderhoof:
Do you want me to call the guard and have you sold off to Princess Celestia? I’d bet you’d love to join Flash as part of her slave harem.
Your not-friend, Applejack.
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Those waifu stealers gotta stick together, one way or another.
Fluttershy is now Da Coach of Da Bears!
The princess, as always, makes a valid point. All he was good for was sending faxes to and receiving faxes from the useless, lame duck tyrant, Celestia the terrible. Now that Princess Twilight Sparkle has evolved passed the need to communicate with sunbutt, Fax Machine is obsolete.
It is time for the sun to set, and for twilight to come. Which reminds me, I have a job to complete.
KBO.
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What? I thought they only stole waffles?
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4583379 If only Twist had more then a few seconds of screen time, she'd make an excellent candidate for a PMV of that song.
"Discord. Release the bears!"
--C. Montgomery Fluttershy