Dear Pinkie Pie:
You write a lot of puns.
Sometimes they're good.
But I'm starting to get silicate of them.
Your sister, Maud.
Dear Maud Pie:
You should totally move to Ponyville. Twilight is going to love your company!
Your totally-rocking Princess, Celestia.
Dear Diary:
Of all the things a pony could have for a pet, I really don't understand why anypony would want a rock. I mean, they don't do anything at all! Even a turtle reacts like a normal living creature, and you can even give them helicopter blades so they can fly! Even I can't find some way of making rocks seem like an appropriate pet, and I managed to give a turtle away to Rainbow Dash!
Of course, Rarity did get that rock she named Tom once, and Pinkie had a pile she named Rocky, so maybe there's something to it.
...Well, I suppose that, if it were big enough, I could carve the rock into some sort of hairless monkey creature wearing robes. Maybe add some wings to give it something unique. But even then it would just be an inanimate rock statue, never doing anything.
Right?
-Fluttershy
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So...Fluttershy carves Weeping Angels?
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I'll agree with that to some extent, because that was actually part of the appeal to the season one Letters. That season's Letters tended to
skewreinterpret the events of each episode strictly from Twilight's POV, so that it was possible to believe that everyone else was their normal, canon selves while Twilight was an irritable, self-important bitch.That interpretation gets thoroughly shat upon not in Responses, but in Letters, starting with Best Night Ever where we learn that Celestia really is everything that Disgruntled Twilight's made her out to be. From there, you basically take nearly everything in every letter/response/Foal Free Press article at face value, realize that every single character in the Disgruntled-verse is as messed up as they appear to be, and accept that fact that this Equestria is nothing more than an unmitigated shithole conceived for the readers' amusement and that the events portrayed are only loosely based off the canon episodes.
Enchant it with magic and make a golem of stone? Would make for an interesting pet, or body guard. (and yes I know Fluttershy can't do magic, but I didn't realize Fluttershy was writing that part till after) Or a gargoyle type creature, they're generally made of stone.
And then sic'em on Twilight by leaving it at her home.
4601617 or have maud tame them THEN sick them on twilight
NO! Bad Fluttershy, no making horrible monsters! Ponyville already has one, Twilight.
4601431 I don't think Doctor Whooves will appreciate that.
My pet rock. His name is Mister Cuddlemuffins.
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Okay I get that that last thing with Fluttershy was probably a reference to Weeping Angels, but my first thought was, oddly enough, that it was a reference to Sun Wukong (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Wukong) or Hanuman/vanara (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanuman \ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanara).
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Sorry to burst you bubble, but Mr. Cuddlemuffins isn't a rock. Party rock maybe, but not a true rock
NO FLUTTERSHY!!!!! YOU CAN'T!!!! PLEASE NO!!! NOT Weeping Angels!
Tortoise!
Boulder did eat that sandwich that she pushed him in front of. So maybe he is alive. Maybe he is a part of a weeping angel. The sandwich was there, she pushed him in front of it, the camera cut away, then back, and the sandwich was gone! He may have eaten the sandwich, but he may have also sent it back in time to feed off of the sandwich's time energy.
By the way, did you notice how mad angel got when Fluttershy was asking Maud what pocket pet she had?
KBO.