Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by keaton-furman-prower

Party of One

Author's Note:

Original letter here.

Dear Twilight Sparkle:

Okay, first of all, while it was indeed my idea to send you to Ponyville, it was you who decided to stay in that hellhole. Thus, anything that happens to you in that town is entirely your own fault.

Second, anything Pinkie does to you does not affect me, so I have no reason to worry.

Finally, you are a selfish bitch who treats everypony around you like crap, so you completely deserve anything she does to you.

So in summary, the answer is no. You cannot come back to Canterlot. You still have a lot of lessons to learn in Ponyville.

Your ever-sadistic former teacher, Princess Celestia.

P.S.: Pinkie Pie makes some truly delicious cupcakes! Why not try some?

Comments

[D-Bence35]

You just had to mention the cupcakes you bastard...

[Meadow_Elune]

3666753 Well, she DID say a couple letters ago that Rainbow Dash had to be neutralized....

[SuperPinkBrony12]

P.S.: Pinkie Pie makes some truly delicious cupcakes! Why not try some?

[Neko Majin C]

Please partake in Pinkie Pie the PETA Pâtissier's perfect pastries.

KBO.