Dear Applejack:
Since your parents died, shouldn’t you be looking towards those bats as inspiration? I mean, that way you could cloak yourself in their shadows and hunt down the individuals responsible for their deaths, right?
Your fellow orphan, Batman.
P.S. Those flashlight signals are a good start.
Dear Princess Celestia:
My friends don't believe in me. What a surprise. Honestly, I don't know why I bothered turning Fluttershy back to normal. I should've just let her get staked.
Your monster-hunting former student, Princess Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle:
I must say, it is quite a relief that you did not become a vampire. You have been quite lucky to have been spared the mockery that your name would have brought you. And trust me, my sister has taught me more than enough about mockery to last me an entire immortal lifetime.
Your fellow Princess, Luna.
Dear Applejack:
Are you secretly a wolf-pony? If you are, we could totally make up a bunch of stories about vampires and wolf-ponies fighting each other! It would be so much fun!
Your friendly neighborhood monster-enthusiast, Pinkie Pie.
Dear Pinkie Pie:
First off, I ain’t no wolf-pony. Second, that sounds ridiculous. What’s next, some character claiming to be half vampire, half wolf-pony, and yet stronger than both?
Your friendly neighborhood monster-exterminator, Applejack.
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I figured Twilight would want to be 'staked'.
GAH TWILIGHT!
nice chapter
All of the ripping. Oh fuck yes, I approve so hard.
Underworld were okay movies. Not great but ok
The question that has plagued man and ponykind since 2005: Why do the vampires in Twilight Sparkle?
I apologize my princess, I meant no offense. Please, punish me for my transgression. Make me earn your forgiveness.
Fourteen hours later:
*Hobbles in dragging his left leg behind him, gingerly applying an icepack to his backside, a smile on his face, tears in his eyes, and reeking of lavender and shame.* My pretty, purple princess has deigned to forgive this lowly servant of hers. Thank you so much, Princess, I am not worthy.
KBO.
P.S. Those flashlight signals are a good start.
4478384 Credit to this guy for coming up with that line
"I'd always wondered when I'd get to nail you again, dear Fluttershy. Didn't think it'd be literally."
4489798 great movie, good reference