Dear Twilight Sparkle:
First of all, if you lost your recipe for an orgasm-intensifying potion due to Pinkie's prank, all you have to do is ask me! I happen to have one right here! Oh wait, I forgot, I'm not sharing it with you because you're a colossal bitch.
Oh well, I'm sure your brother and foalsitter will be happy to have some extra.
Now, I must say that it's interesting that you mention the griffon. Trust me, they may be weird, but it actually gets better: if you get knocked up by a griffon, the resulting abomination will have the lion bits replaced by pony bits! They call it a hippogriff! Of course, since griffons and ponies usually hate each other's guts, most hippogriffs are the result of date-rape.
So remember to stay alert if you're in a nightclub and see a griffon. Especially if he offers you a drink.
Anyway, she doesn't sound too bad, especially if she's worried about the junkie. And she definitely seems to have the right idea about Fluttershy. As much as I hate to agree with you, you're right: leading baby ducks right down the center of main street should be criminalized, and Fluttershy should be banished and thrown in a dungeon in the place she was banished to.
I must admit, Gilda could have made a fine addition to Ponyville. She could definitely have taught them a lot, and definitely more than you! But then again, I guess Pinkie Pie's drug-induced ideas would have made her leave sooner or later. It's too bad it had to be Rainbow Dash who ended up making her leave. I mean, if they'd remained friends, we might have been able to convince her to help teach ponies how to act properly.
On the other hoof, she is not a pony, and therefore could never be equal to us. So perhaps it was for the best.
Your faithful sun-shifting Goddess, Princess Celestia.
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Every pony accept fax are being bitches. All is well in the disgruntled universe
Trollestia 1, Twilight Sparkle 0.
Alright, ya got me. I'm interested. Keep going or I'll steal your kidney.
That poor, disgruntled fax machine.
I like how she keeps referencing Shining and Cadence banging.
That...
Is a very good explanation on hippogriffs...
~Skeeter The Lurker
I do not think that this version of Twilight would mind getting raped by a griffon. In fact, she may do the raping. She seems like a rapist.
I don't appreciate being called a rapist.
Then do not rape!
KBO.
"and Fluttershy should be banished and thrown in a dungeon in the place she was banished to."
Pfft.....pfft...hahahahaha!
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