Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by keaton-furman-prower

Hurricane Fluttershy

Author's Note:

Original letter here.

Dear Twilight Sparkle:

I support the water-theft scam that Cloudsdale is perpetrating. A town robbed of its water source will be forced to pay other towns for water while cutting back its funding on education, creating uneducated masses who are less likely to question big sister.

But anyway, I’m surprised Fluttershy didn’t try to fake having blue flu. I’m sure it would have been a lot more convincing, wouldn’t it? Of course, it might just have made her look like Rainbow Dash’s sister, which would have caused a whole lot of awkward questions once they got in bed together. Too bad they’re not interested in you.

Of course, if she really wanted to get out of tornado duty, she could have just hung out with all the sick ponies. I mean yeah, she’d actually be sick, but she wouldn’t have to do anything, now would she? And now that I think of it, that pegasus with the big muscles and the chicken wings should have done the same. I mean, with wings like those he’s gonna spend all his wingpower on just one tornado then never be able to fly properly again!

Anyway, kudos to you for trying to maintain a properly sanitary environment. Too bad you fucked it up and let everypony get sick. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to call President Mustangascar before he shuts down everything again.

Your Iron-hoofed ruler, Princess Celestia.

P.S.: Spitfire’s kind of a bitch, isn’t she?

Comments

[SuperPinkBrony12]

P.S.: Spitfire’s kind of a bitch, isn’t she?

If you think so now just wait until "Rainbow Falls". The worst has yet to come Princess, and you should be very afraid.

[JimboTex]

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to call President Mustangascar before he shuts down everything again.

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[SpacePaladin]

Why do people think that Spitfire's failure to participate would spell the doom of Equestria? They can do this at literally any time they want. The time limit was solely for the competition.

[Neko Majin C]

P.S.: Spitfire’s kind of a bitch, isn’t she?

A sexy bitch.

But, nowhere near as sexy as you, Twilight.

KBO.