Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by keaton-furman-prower

Suited For Success

Author's Note:

Original letter here.

Dear Twilight Sparkle:

I see. You plan on getting some at the Gala.

I wonder...

Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.

We ponies hardly ever wear clothes, true. So, given that we ponies are waving our plots out for all to see, you'd think that we would always feel horny. Of course, because you're a unicorn, you're always horny. And for that matter, your brother and foalsitter are also always horny. You wouldn't believe how much sex it takes for them to be satisfied.

Now that I've hopefully managed to traumatize you for life, let's talk about your dresses. If you've forgotten what sexiness is all about, then all the slutty dresses in the world aren't going to get you laid. But then again, I suppose that's what you get for living in a town of inbred hicks.

Regardless, if you've managed to convince Hoity Toity to buy into your attempts at getting laid, then I'd say you can't fail.

Nope. You're going to do just fine.

Your equally "horny" former teacher, Princess Celestia.

Comments

[Lag Incarnate]

Dammit Celly, everyone knows you're the horniest of all.

[ultra1437]

3647517
I laughed far too hard at this chapter, then I read your comment. My sides are in orbit now...

[SuperPinkBrony12]

3647079 Do you even need to make it based off of the Disgruntled Universe? I mean Angel's already pretty ungratteful as it is.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Oh Celestia, you ever so cunning troll.

[Cookietheif]

OMG I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU'D HAVE A STORY IN RESPONCE I've read the letters from a disgruntled friendship student, and you're comments always made my sides hurt. have a fav and like

[D-Bence35]

All ponies are horny. But some are hornier.

[Skeeter The Lurker]

Ah.

So this is where Celly planned the Gala event...?

Er, the letter that finally convinced her to.

~Skeeter The Lurker

[Neko Majin C]

With all those naked, horny ponies shaking their assets wherever they went, you would expect there to orgies everywhere. And the streets to be covered in... happy fluids.

KBO.