Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by keaton-furman-prower

Hiatus Bonus Chapter: Update from Canterlot High

Original letter here.

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Dear Princess Twilight:

You’re using my book for that?!

Fuck it. I’m never writing to you again.

Your former student, Sunset Shimmer.

Author's Note:

Honestly, I think two chapters about the same thing was kind of redundant. Especially when it had to do with... polarizing issues.

Fortunately, the last line of Twilight's response gave me the perfect thing to respond with.

Comments

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Fuck it. I’m never writing to you again.
Your former student, Sunset Shimmer.

I get the feeling that's going to come back to bite you hard.

[Voldine]

I can't help but think that the joke here would fly better if 'that' were in italics or underlined and followed by a question mark instead of a period.

[Written Sound]

WOWOWow I have seen that picture before. thats the one where she trolled luna to go meet a "fan". God i saw that picture/comic strip last year. Still funny though.

[Written Sound]

Also only 4 chapters meet the criteria of 1000 words minimum.... odd fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/001/c/9/clapping_pony_icon___princess_celestia_by_taritoons-d5pozf0.gif

[PiMan]

5609318
The 1000 word minimum isn't for any single chapter, but for the fic as a whole when submitted.

[Written Sound]

5609326 wait really ????
Then I could have posted all of my poems into one big story this whole time ?!!?!?

-runs to school for my poem notebook-

[Neko Majin C]

Dear Sunset Shimmer,

Do you think that that book works in a similar way to the Death Note? Like if you took pages out of the book, would writing on them still make Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's book vibrate? If you do not intend to write, could you at least send a few pages this way so I can test this hypothesis? Also, do not try sending Death Note pages because I will test the pages before I write anything else.

Signed Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's slave who is willing to do absolutely anything to please her and is totally filled with free will and has not been broken,

Neko Majin C.

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KBO.

[keaton-furman-prower]

5609192 Aw crap. That was what I was trying to do, but somehow I missed it

Thanks for that!

[Veryveryfluttershy]

Your former student, Sunset Shimmer.

Well, that was fast.

[Valikdu]

Fuck it.

But she does already.