Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle:
If you don't mind, could I please seek asylum in your treehouse? I mean, I'm being hunted down by the authorities even though I'm innocent, so I deserve some mercy, right?
...Okay, so maybe I'm not completely innocent. I did kill that one pony. But he was just a mud pony. And besides, I saved those other ponies, so that kind of balances out, right,
Sincerely, Horse Zimmerman.
Dear Horse Zimmerman:
First off, you have a problem if your name includes “man” in it. I mean, I've seen an actual “man” creature, and let me tell you, they are freaks.
Second, I don't care about you. Yes, Hayvon may have been a worthless mud pony, but you are neither a unicorn or an alicorn, so I apologize if you don't have my sympathies.
Actually, why am I apologizing? You can go crawl into a pit and die. As my former mentor likes to say, while all ponies are equal in the eyes of King Hasbro, some ponies are more equal than others.
Sincerely, Princess Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Horse Zimmer-pony:
I have a deal for you: You become my star wrestler in the Equestria Wrestling Entertainment, and I shall convince Celestia to grant you amnesty. After all, the matches have been going a little stale recently, and I need some fresh blood to revitalize the business.
Ah, blood? Sorry, I meant fresh ponies. Because there is absolutely no danger in wrestling. No sir.
Sincerely, Discord, EWE General Manager.
Truth be told, I wan't 100% sure how to do this chapter. So I just went with it.
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Ha! Oh wow, hope this doesn't stir drama like my chapter did. Oooh, some of that was cold.
4385150 Well, it's been quite a while now, so if we're lucky, people will mostly have forgotten about it by now
4385233 Indeed they have. Though based on how this election turns out, someone might see fit to bring it back up to fling at their opponent.
Lol I love the George Orwell reference in there
pfft, as far as discord's little EWE is concerned, i just hope it doesn't end up like the WWE has over the years. fake trash >.> its so far from being about the actual fights instead of focusing on drama and other crap...i'll stop there, suffice it to say, i stopped watching after a while because it SUCKS. if i watch a show about wrestling and/or fighting then the fighting or wrestling or whatever is to be expected, not all the drama, talk show, and other stuff.
edit: actually, now that i think of it, the WWE is about as good as nascar imo. thats not a good thing btw as i like to think of nascar as what it really is: donut racing aka "racers" driving in circles for hours on end. playing video games is better than nascar...and watching the WWE >.>
don't waste your time trying to argue otherwise with me, don't care for anyone's attempts to prove me wrong about that trash.
I see he took Twilight's advise at the end there and changed his name. At least he has got that going for him.
KBO.