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// Hiatus Bonus Chapter: Horse Zimmerman Emerges From Hiding 
// Story: Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by keaton-furman-prower 
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Original chapter here.





Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle:

If you don't mind, could I please seek asylum in your treehouse? I mean, I'm being hunted down by the authorities even though I'm innocent, so I deserve some mercy, right?

...Okay, so maybe I'm not completely innocent. I did kill that one pony. But he was just a mud pony. And besides, I saved those other ponies, so that kind of balances out, right,

Sincerely, Horse Zimmerman.





Dear Horse Zimmerman:

First off, you have a problem if your name includes “man” in it. I mean, I've seen an actual “man” creature, and let me tell you, they are freaks.

Second, I don't care about you. Yes, Hayvon may have been a worthless mud pony, but you are neither a unicorn or an alicorn, so I apologize if you don't have my sympathies.

Actually, why am I apologizing? You can go crawl into a pit and die. As my former mentor likes to say, while all ponies are equal in the eyes of King Hasbro, some ponies are more equal than others.

Sincerely, Princess Twilight Sparkle.





Dear Horse Zimmer-pony:

I have a deal for you: You become my star wrestler in the Equestria Wrestling Entertainment, and I shall convince Celestia to grant you amnesty. After all, the matches have been going a little stale recently, and I need some fresh blood to revitalize the business.

Ah, blood? Sorry, I meant fresh ponies. Because there is absolutely no danger in wrestling. No sir.

Sincerely, Discord, EWE General Manager.