Pinkie Apple Pie
Dear MilesPrower06:
However did you come up with such intricately crafted lyrics?
Your biggest fan, Princess Celestia.
Dear Pinkie:
I hear you found a new branch of our family. I'm excited. I hope they like rocks. Maybe I should visit them. I'm sure it will be fun.
Your enthusiastic sister, Maud.
P.S.: Boulder is excited too.
Dear Twilight:
You're just jealous that I'm getting in Big Mac's bed and you haven't heard from Flash in months.
Sincerely, Pinkie Pie.
Dear Applejack:
Ah'm sorry, but ah'm gonna be keepin' yer ropes for a couple weeks. We're all shocked that Pinkie's one of us now, but we need ya workin' on the fields. And Pinkie may be energetic, but she ain't as tight as you.
Your frustrated big brother, Big Macintosh.
Dear Apple Bloom:
You're related to Pinkie Pie too?! Geez, you have so many relatives! Can't you spare just a few for me?!
Sincerely, Scootaloo.
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Hey look on the bright side Scootaloo, at least you don't have to worry about hoof me downs.
a spin off?
WELL THEN.
"Big."
A rock haiku:
Rocks are nothing like
Apples, you cannot eat them.
Do not even try.
An Apple haiku:
Apples are not rocks
You cannot build with them. Do
not even try, dolt.
A Brony haiku:
I am a Brony
So when I call you horse faced,
it's a complement.
A haiku to shut me up:
Any moron can
write haiku, just stop at the
seventeenth syllab.
KBO.
4508577 Bic Mag is Big Mac's evil twin brother who helps Celestia maintain Equestria oppressed
4478654 You know, now I wonder why there hasn't been one yet.
#shotsfired
Can't wait for Twilight to try to get back at Pinkie for this one come Three's A Crowd.