Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by keaton-furman-prower


Pinkie Apple Pie

Dear MilesPrower06:

However did you come up with such intricately crafted lyrics?

Your biggest fan, Princess Celestia.


Dear Pinkie:

I hear you found a new branch of our family. I'm excited. I hope they like rocks. Maybe I should visit them. I'm sure it will be fun.

Your enthusiastic sister, Maud.

P.S.: Boulder is excited too.


Dear Twilight:

You're just jealous that I'm getting in Big Mac's bed and you haven't heard from Flash in months.

Sincerely, Pinkie Pie.


Dear Applejack:

Ah'm sorry, but ah'm gonna be keepin' yer ropes for a couple weeks. We're all shocked that Pinkie's one of us now, but we need ya workin' on the fields. And Pinkie may be energetic, but she ain't as tight as you.

Your frustrated big brother, Big Macintosh.


Dear Apple Bloom:

You're related to Pinkie Pie too?! Geez, you have so many relatives! Can't you spare just a few for me?!

Sincerely, Scootaloo.