Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by keaton-furman-prower

Friendship Is Magic, Part 1

Author's Note:

If you've read the original letters (And let's face it: If you're reading this without heaving read those first, you're kind of an idiot), you may have noticed my great love of writing responses.

This was the next logical step.

Of course, if you haven't read the originals, you may begin here.

Dear Twilight Sparkle:

I think you ought to be grateful I'm letting you go anywhere on your own. Given how many times I've had to ground you for being a bitch, you don't deserve to make any friends at all. Oh, yes, and I've provided you with more knowledge and wisdom than most other ponies could ever dream of.

And the fate of Equestria? Admit it, you just want to be immortalized in statues and glass panes.

It's too bad the first pony you met had to be a junkie, though. Of course, you'd recognize a junkie when you saw one. I don't think I've ever met a pony who could put up with you without being higher than Cloudsdale.

And to be honest, I hope all those apples ended up giving you an eating disorder. It would make life so much easier for all of us. Also, if you have a picture of your mane after your encounter with Rainbow Dash, I'd love to have a copy. Or ten.
And then there was that hot decorator. Given how skilled she is at using her beauty to manipulate the hearts of ponies, I'm not surprised she seduced the dragon. Sadly, you not only lack her sexiness, but you treat everypony like dirt and expect to be treated like a princess.

Hell, your constant attempts at getting laid have scared off more rock bands than I care to count. Sadly, this means I have to get shitty music from animals, which you won't try to drag off to your bedroom.

I hope.

And now you're sleeping at your own party?! I just gave you a golden opportunity to get people to worship you and you just go and waste it?! At this point, I actually hope Nightmare Moon banishes me. Anything is better than listening to your inane bitching.

You're welcome.

Your faithful(?) teacher, Princess Celestia.

Comments

[MerlosTheMad]

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Seriously though, I do think the disgruntled letter are fun, lighthearted reads (or perhaps something similar). It's neat to see someone write response versions of the letters.

These are pretty well written, too. Good job, sire.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

These should be fun.

[Bad_Seed_72]

Love it already!

[JustAnotherTimeLord]

Celestia only speaks the truth.

[The Princess Rarity]

WHY WAS I NOT NOTIFIED THAT THIS EXISTS.

[Alticron]

I'm loving this story so far, but I found something you may want to edit.

And to be honest, I hope all those apples ended up giving yo an eating disorder.

You put "yo" instead of "you".

[Veryveryfluttershy]

*Heavenly angel choir*

This... this is an auto-fav. As soon as I catch myself up with this.

[Levana]

It's less "responses to a disgruntled friendship student" than "responses to a friendship student from a disgruntled princess" isn't it?

[Sassy_Changeling]

3641327
It came late!

(this story exists)

[Skeeter The Lurker]

Oh my god yes.

~Skeeter The Lurker

[Avox]

Given how many times I've had to ground you for being a bitch...

[Wyrm]

It's too bad the first pony you met had to be a junkie, though. Of course, you'd recognize a junkie when you saw one. I don't think I've ever met a pony who could put up with you without being higher than Cloudsdale.

"Yes, this includes myself."

'Dis gonna be good.

[Neko Majin C]

This is pretty cool, as well. For about sixty four more chapters, I can alternately read a "Letter From" followed by its parallel "Response To." This should keep me laughing and occupied for the next few days.

KBO.

[Joural]

... ugh, no, you ruined it. The 'letters from' was great because it was never clear how much was Twilight, and how much was real. Responses will automatically fuck even just the idea of that.

ugh.

no.

[aleistergreynight]

Yep, She's a troll alright

[CP_BEN]

Holy Trollestia, this is gonna be good.

[No I Will Not]

Hey White Bitch, maybe if SHE WAS RAISED PROPERLY Twilight wouldn't be some semi-autistic, elitist bitch!

[Dustchu]

OOoohohoho, this is gon be guuud

[herp]

yeah this is shit. the fact that it has so many upvotes is pathetic.
Twilight doesn't give a buck about public perception, by this point in the story its very clear that what she cares about, what motivates her, would be celestial image of twilight. If twilight read this she would probably just kill herself. I think the fact that its a character acting grossly immoral and incompetant when they are shown to at least be a good deal wiser and kinder than twilight doesn't really need to be mentioned much, anyone should be able to tell at a glance that celestia is grossly out of character. what isn't really addressed is why people are criticising twilight and the actions of the mane six, by making one of the diarchs of the land just as repugnant. This entire fic should be called Pot meets Kettle.

[dimensional rift_13]

7110553 you obviously have not read the original letters that milespower read the originals and then come back later

[Bloody Hell]

7110553

[scarlet_night]

The higher than cloudsdale comment, is probably my favorite part of this response

[Sir Starshine]

Goddayum! Tia throwing some serious shade here!