//------------------------------// // Hiatus Bonus Chapter: "The Inner Hue" Film Cancelled Amid Terrorist Threats // Story: Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student // by keaton-furman-prower //------------------------------// Original Chapter Here. Dear Fried Chik Un: If you’re so angry about the fact that the ponies want to make a movie about you getting killed, why not make a movie about the Equestrian Princesses getting killed? I’m sure your loyal subjects would absolutely love it! Alternatively, if that’s too much work, why not threaten to send your agents to Pony Studios to mess up their next Spider-Mane movie? ~Mr. Q. Dear Discord: Have you been working with the Democratic Griffons’ Republic of Griffondor again?! Your angry friend, Fluttershy. Dear Fluttershy: Me, work with nasty old President KFC? Even if I hadn’t been reformed, what kind of monster do you think I would be?! And besides, the quality of the Pony Spider-Mane movies has been going downhill ever since the third one. How could Chicken Fried Steak possibly make the next one worse? Your totally innocent friend, Discord. Dear Discord: So you have been working with North Griffondor. Your very angry friend, Fluttershy. P.S.: You do realize Pony decided to let Spider-Mane be a part of the Marevel Cinematic Universe, right? There may yet be hope for them, so I’d advise against screwing this up.