//------------------------------// // Canterlot Boutique // Story: Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student // by keaton-furman-prower //------------------------------// Dear Coco Pommel: Did you do so poorly at that costume gig that nopony else wanted to hire you again? Well, I'm sorry, but I only hire the highest-quality servants. Sincerely, Rarity. Dear Coco Puffs: Don't worry. You'll get another chance in about two episodes. Sincerely, Discord. P.S.: Seriously, how did you make that amazing rainbow thread? Dear Rarity: Would you mind to explain why you made dresses based on Celestia, Luna, and Twilight, but not me? Sincerely, Cadance. P.S.: if you make me a dress, could you do me a favor and make it a bit larger than usual around the hips? I have... reasons to need extra space. Dear Fashion Plate: You keep stealing my expressions, and I will find Starlight Glimmer and have her zap you like she's never zapped anypony before. Sincerely, Party Favor. Dear Moondancer: Sure, why not. But there's only one bed, so we'll have to share. Sincerely, Twilight Sparkle.