Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by keaton-furman-prower


The Mane Attraction

Dear Rara:

I'm know that our reunion got off to a bumpy start, but it all worked out in the end, didn't it?

So... I was wondering... would you like to meet up later tonight? Have a drink? Have some fun?

Your old friend, Applejack.

P.S.: You know exactly what I mean by “fun.”


Dear A.J.:

You. Me. Barn. Tonight.

Sincerely, Rara.


Dear Countess Coloratura:

Your mane style looks familiar. You wouldn't happen to be related to us, would you?

Sincerely, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, and Sonata Dusk.


Dear Countess Coloratura:

You're stealing my act. Stop it.

Sincerely, Lady Gaga.