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//  Hiatus Bonus Chapter: Human Convention Attacked, Evacuated 
// Story: Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by keaton-furman-prower 
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Dear Lyra Heartstrings:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Your roommate, Sweetie “Bonbon” Drops.





Dear Bonbon:

Human are real, dammit! Twilight proved they were real! Stop crushing my dreams!

Your former roommate, Lyra Heartsrings.





Dear Homos:

I may have proved that humans are real, but I fail to understand why you wish to sleep with them. I will admit that some of them are rather attractive, but most of them are quite ugly. Therefore, I find that the actions of the mysterious attacker are, while not justifiable, at least understandable. You sickos are a perversion of what is acceptable in society.

Your disgusted princess, Twilight Sparkle.





Dear Homos:

Twilight was the attacker!

Your totally honest and reliable ruler, Princess Celestia.