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Scootareader


I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

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Ever since she was a little filly, Scootaloo hasn't gotten to spend Hearth's Warming with anypony else. She never gets invited and she never asks to be included. Hearth's Warming is a day to spend with family and friends, and neither family nor friends seem interested in making her a part of their plans or to include her in any way.

A chance meeting with another pony on Hearth's Warming Day may give her a brighter outlook on the holiday. She doesn't want to be alone, just this once.

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There is a race between Sonic and Rainbow Dash in which Sonic appears to have won, but it's really Rainbow Dash. Or is it? The plot thickens.

WARNING: Contains OOC, deliberately poorly written dialogue for Sonic and Tails, and an almost explicit sex scene that I managed to divert through professional writing, friendship-style.

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This story is a sequel to Wherein the Main Character is an Alicorn OC's Son (Also an Alicorn OC) and, Despite the Negative Reception of the First Fic, a Sequel was Made Anyway


Shadow Incredible, the greatest pony to ever live, endorsed (pending) by and related to Lauren Faust, has been successful in saving the world, and it looks like Equestria is going to have several centuries of peace and prosperity thanks to his direct intervention. He has his lovely wife, Princess Luna, great friends that do not include Pinkie Pie, and it seems things are looking up for him.

That is, until Luna gives birth to a foal that's more awesome than he is.

This story will contain some profane language, such as usage of the word [censored because this was denied based on my having profanity in the title and no I'm not kidding it really was I should probably go fix the other two before they get taken down for having profanity in their descriptions too]. If you're not sure why, you should check out Wherein the Main Character is an Alicorn OC or its equally unsuccessful sequel, Wherein the Main Character is an Alicorn OC's Son (Also an Alicorn OC) and, Despite the Negative Reception of the First Fic, a Sequel Was Made Anyway.

This was heavily inspired by Shrek the Third. I've never seen the movie, by the way.


If you managed to enjoy this entire trilogy, make sure to go check out Zytharros's sequel trilogy, part of his ongoing story What the Heck. They are chapters 26, 27, and 28 (the ones that start with Wherein). Zytharros is even more meta than Scootareader.

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This story is a sequel to Wherein the Main Character is an Alicorn OC


Darkness Awesome has settled down to a life as a family stallion with his lovely wife Princess Luna and harem of supporting Mane 6 minus Pinkie Pie. He is happy with where events have taken him and feels his days of adventuring are over.

His son, Shadow Incredible, wants to go out adventuring instead of being cooped up at home. He is tired of the life of ease and wants to make his mark on the world. His dad, however, being the classic self-insert father of Scootareader's past, doesn't want Shadow Incredible to put himself in danger.

Will Shadow Incredible be able to buck the authority of his father and save Equestria from impending doom? Well, he wouldn't be a very good protagonist if he didn't, so probably!

This story will contain some profane language, most notably the word badass. If you've even looked at the original fic, you'll understand just how crucial this word is for character development.

This is set about a week after the events of Wherein the Main Character is an Alicorn OC. If you haven't read that yet, this won't be nearly as entertaining. Finally, an OC that contains red.

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For several years now, Tom has been maintaining a vigil over the Everfree Forest. Set to guard the secret of the Mirror Pool, he has never once let anything through.

He is surrounded by life and vibrancy, but he feels none of it. Nothing notices him or cares to notice him. He is alone, as alone as a rock can be.

Bloomberg similarly feels lonely, but is surrounded by wanton lust and fake intimacy. He stands apart, but wishes for the eternal coupling that he remembers so many of his elder trees having in Sweet Apple Acres.

Separated by distance and only able to see each other in their dreams, these two must find a way to reconcile far more than their inhibitions if they have any hope of being together.



This was written completely seriously. There's a few puns and whatnot, but this is legitimately a ship between Tom and Bloomberg. You've been warned.

Also featured on a Fic Spotlight. I love you, Tooly Royal Guard.

Also resides in the shelves of Twilight's Library.

Also reviewed by Seattle's Angels. It means a lot to me. Thank you guys for being awesome. :pinkiesmile:

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This story follows an alicorn OC named Darkness Awesome in his remarkably mary sue existence, including making it with Princess Luna, his origins, and decapitating a dragon. Will he be able to turn back the tides of darkness that threaten to envelop Equestria while still maintaining his namesake of Awesome? You know it!

This story contains some profane language, such as the word badass. You really can't describe him any other way.

Cover art provided by Scootareader. Seriously, he made it all by himself. With Pony Maker.

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For as long as we can remember, I have lived in my sister's shadow.

We strive to escape this impossible world within which we survive. Since I was naught but a filly, my dear sister has done nothing but eclipse us and force us to remain reclusive. We dream one day to find a pony who sees the same beauty in my night that we do, but the dreams we find are ever filled with her accursed sun.

This is not how we imagined our life. It is our wish to become the light. The only light.

(First-person Luna mental trip. Hope you guys like it! Courtesy to Cyb3rdr4g0nGR for cover art.)

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Zecora has been living in the Zebra Kingdom for far too long. She's ready to move on to greener pastures in Equestria, but funding is an issue for her. When a mysterious pony appears with a cyberwatch that gives Zecora access to Cadancenet, what will she do to make it to the land of her dreams?

To those who are wondering, this takes place pre-season 1. And it could totally be canon.

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Each season will have three parts. Including the introduction, it will be 13 chapters.

Spring: Fluttershy sees Big Macintosh bucking apples one day, and can't possibly get him out of her head.

Summer: Sea Spray finds himself in Ponyville with a broken wing, and must stay at a house with Lyra and Bon Bon.

Autumn: A human who dies before his time is given another chance to start over in Equestria, finding a charming young wall-eyed mare.

Winter: Gilda the griffin is insulted out of Ponyville, where she is found and befriended by Alkaline Grey, forcing her to re-think her place in the world.

Heavily inspired by the "Griffin Village" album by Jackle App. This is what I think of every time I listen to them.

Thanks to Jackle App for giving the go-ahead, and thanks to Pandykissu for the awesome cover art!

To those who don't feel like reading, there's also a Fanfic Reading by Lucero the Pegasus that I found just now.

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Chaos is as chaos does. I think, I enjoy myself, I even have a zoo of cute animals. What does this have to do with what you asked? Oh, that's just the beauty of it!

I'm not all that exciting, but I'm flattered you'd ask. Why share your thoughts with another when you can be him?

(This is a first-person mental trip that follows Discord from before he was sealed by the princesses until after the events of Keep Calm and Flutter On. Not for everyone, I'll say that much.)

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