• Member Since 14th Apr, 2012
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Welcome to the Hurricane.


Where I let my mind wander for no good reason, writing down everything that comes to mind. If a coherent tale is expected, this story will disappoint... sometimes. Or not. Even the character list participates in the randomness... maybe. But all of it is pony-related in some hay or another.

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Comments ( 128 )

Dear diary,

Today Pinkie Pie was pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything. Also I fell up the stairs.

Well... That certainly wasn't strange in the least. :pinkiecrazy:

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that waffle. Also, pancake, because of the simple potatoing of elephant.

Your Faithful Student,
Tqilight Sparkle

P.S. Please tell Twolut Sprkele to lay off the fluffy.

This is the greatest clopfic ever written.

I wonder if i could get a featured story simply by writing a story which comprised of "Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... etc. so on and so forth."

I wrote something like this once. *pats back*

don't worry, the insanity will pass.:twilightsmile:

Maybe it'll pass faster if I write a sequel chapter... :pinkiecrazy:

What the fuck did I just read?

I don't know. What did you just read? :pinkiecrazy:


I might just try that… but as a chapter, not as a full story :pinkiecrazy:

700602 While I was reading this... Er... Text. Yes, text. While I was reading this text, I was literally saying "My mind is full of fuck."

"I don't always read clopfics, but when I do...
I read upside down."
Hey Zytharros- Cthulhu called, he wants his diary back!
heh, couldnt resist.

They fight to the death, but because the Changeling can’t handle the truth its brain asplode and it sends fragments of chocolate all over the world.
There are more tropes that fit, I just don't know them and can't find them...

You mean that you... Fell up the stairs, right? You didn't feel up the stairs, right? Cause if you did feel up the stairs...

Was this a stream of consciousness, or deliberate...err...troping? I recognize some definite MLP tropes in there, but it seems very random. I'll have to read it again later. Am I reading too much into this? Not enough? Yam?

Just fic-pooping. While turkey pie and Cloudsdale, another star blings the derp.

This was really challenging to read. Too challenging to me. As much as I like abstract art (more or less, especially youtube poops) the written versions are kind of off putting when hard to read. Props to all you lads who survived the mind fuck :pinkiecrazy:.

that Kate character from Lez Ponies (who promptly got jumped by every girl character in history for reasons I will not, nor EVER, explain… great story, by the way – READ IT NOW… well, after you’re done… if you’d like…)
Shameless advertising. Probably shameless, anyways.

A lot of repetitiveness in this one, kinda takes away some of the fun from the random factor.

I guess I wasn't as in tune with my seventh wall this time.
Ah well. We'll see what's stirred up next.

Because ponies in a pokeball.
I have been expecting an unclosed parenthesis disguised cleverly as an authors note, and it has not been delivered.

:rainbowhuh: I knew I was missing something!! I shall address your addiction to parentheses next time.

Well, being a fan of Youtube Poops, I found this highly addicting. Well fucking done, man.

It's fun to write random gibberish. Seriously. :pinkiecrazy:


Indeed it is, especially if it has some coherence with previous events.

Especially if it turns from completely random gibberish into a crazily cohesive story.


Gotta love it when life works out like that, right?

If I had that kind of luck, I would've turned into a professional writer by now.

milk, honey, sausage, cheese, coconut milk, demon's breath, blood

Also, that one part about Cloud Chaser... What the hell is happen at that then?

Peanuts in a poppy cube.
Now for bracket chapter.

This is the greatest origin story of Wind Waker I've ever read.

Canon story be DAMNED.

Zytharros, you inspired me to embrace my inner Discord and write a Discord fic. I only wish I can make it as funny and random as this story.

I will certainly strive towards this goal, however!

My inspiration was Troll, Blueshift and their stories. Go read some of their randomness.

My wat.





Dat ASS I saw on the front page...bloody hell, must've taken some REAL balls to draw that cover art!

Looked over Blueshift's stories, and I'm trying to keep my mind focused on my own humor. They seem quite good though.

I was going to say something but I forgot.


YAY Update? :raritydespair: :pinkiesad2::pinkiehappy::flutterrage::derpytongue2:

The fuuuuuck?
What even is this story and when did I track it?
...Well, I don't regret it.

Thank you for continuing to watch this story. I'll be continuing the story until I can't think of any more randomness.
By the way, it's not over.

What the- what the heck?...

What is- what am- are- Why are you sorry for me?

I don't have the slightest clue.

My mind exploded.... twice. :derpyderp1::rainbowhuh:

I will follow... out of curiosity... :moustache:

Yes, time for a proper chapter, Zyth. Show us that random humor again!

We shall return you to your regularly scheduled humor in short...? order.
Next goal: a chapter 4,929 words long.

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