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Scootareader


I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

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There is a race between Sonic and Rainbow Dash in which Sonic appears to have won, but it's really Rainbow Dash. Or is it? The plot thickens.

WARNING: Contains OOC, deliberately poorly written dialogue for Sonic and Tails, and an almost explicit sex scene that I managed to divert through professional writing, friendship-style.

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Comments ( 38 )

“I want your delicious Sonic loins.”

Liked and faved. Good job.

Oh. Oh, God. I think I died a few times while reading this. Take my like and leave me in peace, demon story! :fluttershbad:

I don't know what to do with my life anymore. This story just killed every last brain cell that I had managed to keep alive until this point.

Sick and twisted, except for the parts that are twisted and sick. Thumbed up for laudable consistency.

U WNET 2 FSAT

i.imgur.com/KRnxWgM.jpg

2-2 fsat...

She was itching for a race to burn all that sugar off to maintain her perfectly stagnant waistline when suddenly, an interdimensional portal was opened.

This will save so much time getting to the action of the crossover! Thanks, Scootareader!

This truly was a gripping tale of lovers who can never be, yet challenge the forces that oppose them and come out stronger than before. Shakespeare himself would be proud. And since it's only a 1000-word fic, this is sure to be featured on Obselescence's Fic Spotlight. After all, each word is more meaningful when there are that few!

Will read later. According to the other comments, I might as well go ahead and prepare to lose a few lives. Or rings.:trollestia:

'Bout time we have a writer as great as this on Fimfic. Good work! :pinkiehappy:

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After all, each word is more meaningful when there are that few!

>mfw I get this ref

Sonic...and poorly written dialogue...from sega characters... why...

Well ... well. There's a few minutes of my life that I won't be getting back any time soon. :rainbowlaugh:

Comment posted by Ezio iz pirate deleted Aug 12th, 2014

....This is so perfect

It appears my Sonic crossover has gone over fairly well. :scootangel:

Still not the stupidest crossover I've ever read.

Wonder what would've happened if Scootareader hadn't written 1,000 words.:derpyderp2: would they live happily never after?

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The world will never know. :ajsleepy:

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Or, there could just be an alternate ending. Deviantart has tons of those.

Maybe now you're thinking 'WELL THIS ISNT DEVIANTART ITS FIMFICTION YOU FEGGET!'

And to this I say....rainbows. :3

DAT PICTURE!

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It's amazing what Google can provide. :rainbowlaugh: Also a little sad that I didn't even have to make it myself.

have you seen the animation of this? it's literally the exact same premise.

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The only difference is, mine's much better. :duck:

gtg fast

Sonic is slower than Dr.Robotnik

WHY DO I RUN?
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Beautiful.

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