Stories about ponies are stories about people.

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Hi! I'm Lurks-no-More: a pony writer, RPG player, SF and fantasy fan, and a general nerd. I hope you enjoy my stories!

I like ponies.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Profile picture drawn by myself.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

A fellow traveler...

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

I am the Sage of Toads, I write sexythings!

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5