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Botched Lobotomy


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Following the accidental demise of an aging Lightning Dust, her lifelong photographer Photo Finish opens a new show in her memory. You wander the gallery walls examining each image carefully. As they flow together, slowly, a story begins to emerge. Is it the right one? Who gets to tell it? Who was Lightning Dust, really?

A meditation on memory, art, and time.


An entry for the May Pairings Contest 2023. Check out the other entries here!

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Rock farms are boring places. Igneous Rock Pie and his best friend Cloudy Quartz want out. Unfortunately for them, destiny has other plans.


Written for FanOfMostEverything's Ancestral Tribute contest. Chest out the other stories here!

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A recently discovered batch of 42 lyric fragments by the ancient poet Sappho seem to revolve around her attraction to a pony called Rarity. Scholars are puzzled what to make of this seeming descent into madness.

Botched Lobotomy here presents an arrangement of these "figments of imagination", suggestive perhaps of a narrative quite different from the popular interpretation.


An reflection/homage/companion to the remaining fragments of Sappho's poetry through the medium of fanfiction. Specifically, this translation. Familiarity with Sappho is recommended (because she's great), but not necessary.


An entry to Bicyclette's Twilight Files contest for epistolary fiction. Check out the other stories here!

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A unicorn with fur fair-white and mane sky-blue: that's who Princess Cadance knew that she was destined for. Only, now she's starting to wonder if she chose the wrong one...

Luckily, there's a spell for that! Destiny will take her course, but there are ways to see what might have been. As one horn touches to another, a life unlived begins to play...


Written for the May Pairings Contest. Check out the other entries here!

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I can’t I know I want to be I want to be I can’t


Winner of Bicyclette's Thousand Word Contest (Experimental). Check out the other stories here!
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PDF download, with preserved formatting for offline reading!
Audio reading by TheMysteryFluttershyFan!

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Rarity is a successful fashion designer slowly growing to hate what she's doing.

Gertie the Dinosaur is one of the first cartoon characters ever animated.

Winsor McCay is her creator, a pioneer of early animation.

...At night, the three of them dream together.


Click here to see Gertie the Dinosaur! (watch it, it's fun!)


A crossover with Winsor McCay's Gertie the Dinosaur, considered by some wikipedia editors to be the first proper “character” brought to life by animation. McCay, a newspaper cartoonist, pioneered for the film several techniques that remain essential to animation today – including keyframes, registration marks, and animation loops. McCay's animations were variously successful, but as time went on he became increasingly disillusioned with the burgeoning industry, and in 1921 was forced by his editor to give up animation almost entirely. In 1934, he woke to discover his drawing hand completely paralysed, and was pronounced dead later that afternoon.


Winner (!) of Estee's Who Crossed Over My Little Pony? contest. Check out the other entries here!

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It was a normal life, until Twilight Sparkle fell out of time and into her lap. Then things started getting complicated.

100 words. Fragments of a life. Each year, every year: as the years march forward, unstoppable, unceasing, Granny Smith wonders what it all adds up to.


An entry for Bicyclette's Crackshipping Contest!

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Dear Diary

In a series of entries into a diary long-abandoned, Wallflower Blush comes to terms with the end of her relationship.

You've Got Mail

Twenty years ago, Wallflower Blush and Sunset Shimmer fall in love.

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Summer waxes, summer wanes. The sunflower sees it all.


Winner of Scampy's Sunflower Shipping Contest!
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It's been a long, long time since Rainbow Dash and Applejack got together, but Rainbow still remembers it like it was yesterday. Which is surprising, really, considering how very drunk she was at the time. Well, whatever. The grandkids are over, and maybe story-time will keep them quiet for a bit. It's good to be optimistic, anyway.

A short exploration of just what it means to win.

Written for the Appledash Warm and Fuzzy Feelings Event! Go check out the other stories and have your heart warmed here!

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Gallus is really, truly unenthused about his latest assigned reading. Some lame romance by a long-dead author is good for pretty much one thing and one thing only: putting you to sleep. Sandbar decides to change his mind.

Shameless Gallbar fluff.

Written for the Pride and Positivity event! Consider donating, and check out the other stories here!

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