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Botched Lobotomy


Imprisoned (without charges) by the Paw Patrol

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It's been a long, long time since Rainbow Dash and Applejack got together, but Rainbow still remembers it like it was yesterday. Which is surprising, really, considering how very drunk she was at the time. Well, whatever. The grandkids are over, and maybe story-time will keep them quiet for a bit. It's good to be optimistic, anyway.

A short exploration of just what it means to win.

Written for the Appledash Warm and Fuzzy Feelings Event! Go check out the other stories and have your heart warmed here!

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Cute and fun. Thanks for writing it!

The hooves that felled Discord, Nightmare Moon, Sombra, and Chrysalis are standing there, and this fucking, this butler, is just politely shaking her head.

Or, as Applejack liked to put it, “drunk as three skunks inna, inna, inna bath, or something.”

Knockin' it outta the park, here!

I would now like to interview some Olympic medalists to see if Dash's perspective holds up, but it feels true.

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Yeah, I honestly have no idea if this is something actual athletes go through. Maybe! It'd be super interesting to find out - I suppose it depends what you're expecting from the result. I'm glad it felt true for Dash, though!

Loved the characterisation :twilightsmile:

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