A Life Lived in Hundreds

by Botched Lobotomy

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‘I wouldn’t worry too much,’ said Twilight, ‘I don’t remember any Pears in Ponyville when I come from.’
‘So we beat them somehow,’ Smith said. ‘Drove em all away. Just need to figure out how.’
‘I do have a copy of General Tacticus’s Letters lying around somewhere.’
‘We could throw it at them,’ Smith agreed. ‘Bound to cause concussion, that one.’
Twilight gasped, pulling away. ‘You monster! It’s a library loan!’
‘Foiled. We’ll just need to get them the old-fashioned way...’
‘Your plan, captain?’
‘Hit em where it hurts!’ cried Captain Smith, much-decorated, undefeated, and tackled Twilight to the bed.

Comments

[Bicyclette]

augh, more slice of life adorableness! and placing us in the context of "The Perfect Pear"'s events.

Twilight gasped, pulling away. ‘You monster! It’s a library loan!’

is just so perfect, i want to hug her.

also, is Tacitus is a reference to the Roman historian of our time? can definitely see this as a classical pegasus name, thus being a general, very fun!