I'm a god. I hate teachers. I like food. I'm straight. I ate horse once (Not really). I have craped on someone else before. They liked how my crap tasted (Freaks). I look up WAY too many memes.
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
Offical Writer of MLP:BA and lover of the comedy genere. Read my stuff or don't.
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I am a philosopher and spiritualist, I like to help others when I can.
I'm a little messed up. I'll update chapters when I can. Sorry for the long waiting periods :(
Healing slowly..... And there might be times I show my real face
Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.
Drawing equines. Check out my art on my Twitter account
Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae
Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.
"I write to give myself strength. I write to be the characters that I am not. I write to explore all the things I'm afraid of. I write to do all the things the viewers want too..." -Joss Whedon
This has been dead for a long time. I return now and again for various reasons, but I've moved on from here.
A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.
Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.
a home-grown australian who embraced being a member of the fandom 2 days before joining. Willingly delved into the fandom whole-heartedly and has never looked back