I'm a god. I hate teachers. I like food. I'm straight. I ate horse once (Not really). I have craped on someone else before. They liked how my crap tasted (Freaks). I look up WAY too many memes.
My friends suck. They force-fed me my little sisters stuffed animals butt hair. Sucks right? But no that's where it just begins, because now my freakin butt is growing hair and I'm having strange dreams of a place with a cheesy name. Did they drug me
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