"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.

I N T H I S W O R L D I T ' S K I L L O R B E K I L L E D . . .

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

Unicorn Developer

Writing the childhoods I wish I had.

Horrifically Fun

You do you the best you can do.

A wise woman once said, " Fuck this shit." And she lived happily ever after

I'm a dirty bitch.

I'm me, and nobody else.

Sometimes I write stories.

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the reader. And you bring our worlds to life.

Just your average cryptid, skulking around.

I have been a fan of the show for a little while now, and have really wanted to add something to the community. This is my first attempt at being a writer, and I have had a lot of fun along the way.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Hey, kid. You like horse stories? My cellar's full of horse stories! Don't tell your parents though.

I write stories

haha rainbow machine go brrr

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My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"