Not a Writer.

We're screwed and life will never get better...but in the meantime, get your free pony garbage over here!

I'm the awesome T.V. thingy that reads stuff.

Sleep is for the weak. I'm so weak that I can barely lift a pencil without having cramps.

As a woman born with Cerebral Palsy, I'm not just defined by my condition. I write stories about ponies with disabilities because that’s my own experiences.

Have a seat while I check if these drapes really clash with my den. I’m going for a less... murder massacre theme, y’know? If only the price of a joke wasn’t mass murder and- oh it’s not?

© MMXIX by Jesse Coffey Productions, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

KFP-Empleado.

Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Don't look at my profile and I don't know what to say......... Do you want tea or coffee? Ok... More for me then (Drinking coffee aggressively).

If an ass goes traveling, he'll not come home a PONY - Thomas Fuller

I'm the Ultimate Sonorosian!

Hello everybody! My name is Samuel and I'm eighteen years old, though you can call me Snowy or Bolty, I don't mind. I like Doctor Who, The Last Of Us, GTA 5 and Star Trek.

I wish I was enough. But I'm not and never will be.

No squealing and remember that it's all in your head

Merely another brony added to the list.

"Jimmy Hook's the Name, Transformations is my Game" (Victim of The Cursed Gift since September 2016)

Just a big Applejack fan, who loves Rarijack and Pinkiedash as ships too much! (Is allergic to other Rarity and AJ ships) I also enjoy reading good writing and creating good writing!

No dictator, no invader, can hold an imprisoned population by the force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Babylon Five

I am not the one you are looking for.

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I write music at University and I play video games in my free time.

I am a caring guy who loves to read.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

The window through which we perceive life is what defines our experience of it. We are only aware of a small fraction of what our senses pick up. We can all choose how we see the world.

Fate fell short

A 28 year old guy who watched the first two seasons on netflix and has been hooked ever since.

It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb. --Gabriel Angelos

Super High-school Level Sociologist.