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Caddy Finz


We're screwed and life will never get better...but in the meantime, get your free pony garbage over here!

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"They don't make them like they used to". It's a saying about the days when appliances were made out of metal and were built to last. No matter how well put together a household item is however, eventually, it will wear out and no longer serve its purpose. Nothing lasts forever, and for one brave little toaster, a radio, a desk lamp, an electric blanket, and a stuffy old vacuum cleaner, their days of serving their master are over.

Blanket is a fire hazard, Radio's speaker has blown, Lampy's wires are corroded, Toaster's heating coils are burnt out, and Kirby can't stop breaking his belts. Parts are no longer made for these old models and any that are available are antiques, worth tenfold of the appliance for which they were made. After over forty years of loyal, faithful service from his beloved machines and countless repairs made to them, Robby reluctantly retires them.

The lifelong electronic friends share their last moment together in the trunk of Robby's car as they are carted away to the scrapyard where they will soon be dismantled and recycled. A great storm however, would be their saving grace as they are thrown into a completely different world with inhabitants who are intrigued by their sudden arrival. What will become of these rusty relics as they find that the fate of this strange yet beautiful realm rests in soley in their cords?

Rated Everyone. Content appropriate for all readers. I can't believe nobody has thought of this before.

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A princess, or any member of royalty for that matter is expected to be a lot of things. They must maintain a high level of grace and professionalism at all times. Their typical work day entails the most prestigious of duties imaginable such a diplomatic meetings with allied leaders, signing bills into law and...mixing cocktails? Hosting a radio talk show? Driving for Uber? Selling car parts? Surely not! A Princess is above such menial tasks...until they find themselves with a couple days out of the week of which they would otherwise spend bored out of their minds. At least their desire to stay busy is admirable.

Rated Teen for a small amount of mild language and non-detailed references to bedroom activities by confusing love and meaningless hookups for the same thing. Inspired by a line of character dialog in one of my other stories. You'll have to guess which one.

Cover done by Soniccrew128

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This story is a sequel to Mobster Meets Equestria


Three years...I have been living in the beautiful land that is Equestria for three years now. I was made an official citizen and even turned into an equine to better enjoy my time here. When I first got here, I was scared, confused, and worst of all, I was friendless. That all changed when a town full of ponies looked past the less than ethical things I have done and taught me what friendship is all about.

Does that sound familiar? Well let me jog your memory if you can't quite put the pieces together. This is Vincenzo Scungilli and once again, I'm needed to right some wrongs and fix what is broken. A crazy turn of events lands me and some good friends of mine in a place that I once called home. It has changed a lot since I left and not in a good way. Equestria is full of friendship, love, peace and kindness whereas New York has animosity, hatred, violence and corruption. I am now and will forever be an Equestrian but I can't return while the city I once loved is being rotted to its core.

This can go one of two ways. It will either be a nice pleasant walk down memory lane or a huge mess in desperate need of a good cleaning. Whatever the case may be, I'll be needing all the help I can get. This is a concrete jungle that's nearly lost all hope and I won't be going home until that hope is brought back! Shouldn't be too much of a chore, right? I mean I've only got Animal Control, a long lost kin and the entire NYPD standing in my way. Wish me luck. I'll need it!

This story is a sequel to "Mobster Meets Equestria". It is recommended that this story's predecessor be read first. Rated teen for language and violence. More tags may be added later as content changes. The cover was made by the lovely and talented little-tweenframes.

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A few years ago, Equestria and Earth intertwined and crossed paths. Goods and ideas were soon exchanged between the two neighboring worlds, one of these goods being automobiles. After months of saving up their bits, the girls decide to check out Flim Flam Brothers Used Autos that just opened for business in Ponyville. Will they get a good deal and find just what they are looking for or will it end up being a classic case of buyer's remorse?

Rated Everyone. Appropriate for all ages. Credit for the cover goes to Aquaticsun on Deviantart.

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They say that if you remember the Eighties, you weren't there. It certainly would prove difficult to remember much if you spent most of your time with a whacky little pill stuck to your tongue. Welcome to 1987 Equestria! A place and time where cell phones doubled as bricks and the motor carriages were big enough to haul landfills around in the Manehatten River.

The mayor of Ponyville has found love and decides to settle down with her mate upon the end of her fourth term. This of which, corrupt business pony, Filthy Rich tries to capitalize on. With some encouragement from her best friend, Vinyl Scratch and some help from Twilight and the gang, Octavia stands up for what is right and runs for mayor to save the town. She and Vinyl moved to Ponyville a few years ago for the peace and quiet and she'll be damned if the sleepy, yet vibrant little town of less than six thousand ponies falls victim to the greed of corporate Equestria.

Filthy Rich of course doesn't play fair when it comes to the election and with the good of Ponyville in mind, Octavia finds that two can play at that game! All the while, Filthy's daughter is at her wits end as she gets caught right in the crossfire and desperately seeks a solution to this madness. It's late in the decade but the party is far from over! Who said politics was a boring, "behind the desk" job? For mild mannered Octavia, Things are about to get very real and her reserve tested to the limit!


Rated Teen for language, drug and alcohol references and other such suggestive dialog. Sex tag is for innuendos and vague references to sexual activities but nothing goes into graphic detail thus maintaining the Teen rating. Despite the different time period, the characters are all the same age as they are on the show and the "alternate universe" tag should cover that. Set it in 1987 because reasons. Aquaticsun on Deviantart.com made the cover.

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I've done a lot of things I ain't too proud of. I've worked for an organized crime family as a hit man for more time than I'd like to admit. I got paid to take people's lives, I've robbed, stolen, smuggled and hijacked. If it's something one would call sneaky, crooked, vile or anything like that, I've done it.

My name is Vincenzo Scungilli and this is the story of my new beginning. Tired of a life full of nothing but murder and blood, I decided That I wanted to get out of the mob. With a "blessing" from my don, I found that it would prove wise to escape my past and the people who still want me dead not by leaving New York City or even the country, but by my newly discovered mode of transport, inter dimensional travel. By complete freak accident, I ended up getting sucked into Equestria, a land of friendship, magic and candy colored talking ponies who proceed to annoy the hell out of me...and I gotta wait a week to get back.

Think I can keep my sanity and maybe even learn a few things about friendship? Will I even go so far as to make friends with these fruity little wimps and risk life and limb to help them when they accepted me and took me in as their friend? Will I find out who I can really trust and learn who I can't? Well then ya'd better start readin' if ya know what's good for ya! Capiche?

Rated Teen for violence, language and explosions involving "F-bombs"
Cover Art Courtesy of thelunarqueen.deviantart.com

Chapters (18)