The last thoughts of a cruel and wicked dictator, and the reason behind his sins towards a peaceful kingdom.

Short story. Written for...um...whatever contest is going around that my story can be entered in.

Artwork by DragonWolfRooke over on DeviantArt. Nice fellow. Whoever he is. XD

A little story written in collaboration with DarknessRising, who is sadly no longer with us. (He went on to do something more fulfilling with his life. Think he became a guitar player in a famous rock band or something.)

It's Pinkie Pie's birthday, and Discord has decided to give her something special.

The entity of chaos decides to give Pinkie Pie his divine powers for one whole day.

Yay for the party pony, but a whole load of NOPE! for the rest of Ponyville.

Let's see how this turns out...

UPDATE - FEATURED! 6th of October, Monday, 2014. Meh, whatever. I prefer the Popular Section.

UPDATE - Featured. 12th of April, Wednesday, 2017. Yeah, yeah, well done me. So who wants to look into my YouTube channel at some point?

Vinyl Scratch plays a prank on her marefriend and housemate, Octavia.

Octavia shows Vinyl what she thought of the joke.

(A short story based on a short animation I made on YouTube of the same name)

FFP = Fan Fiction Poop

Where there's stories, there's randomness.

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Ahem!

Pinkie Pie goes out for a walk in Ponyville Park one day, and suddenly feels an urge to go to the little fillies room (aka, a woman's restroom) so she can take, in the nicest way I can think of describing it, a massive poop. However, her quest to dispose of her biological wastage leads her on a very short but nevertheless insanely epic adventure! YAY!

Featuring Angelina Jolie as Pinkie Pie. Matt Damon as Mr. Cake. Rihanna as Sapphire Shores, Tom Cruise as Cruise Tom. And Nickelback as Meatloaf.

Enjoy! I'm insane!

So, you're probably wondering to yourself, "What the heck is this stupid dumb talentless (yet undeniably handsome and irresistibly sexy) Brony called UniqueSKD up to now?" or, "Why is UniqueSKD still writing fanfiction? His stories are so fudging terrible that I throw up just looking at the titles!", or maybe you're thinking, "Hmm, did I leave the oven on at the right temperature? I don't want to burn my TV dinner again."

Well, whatever you're thinking, it doesn't matter. You're here, so you've got two choices; click on the chapter and start reading what may be the first of many insanely random stories that will be part of a collective series I shall call the 'FanFiction Poop Collection', a term inspired by YouTube Poop, or you can go and find another writer who actually can write good stories unlike me. Heck, I'll be more than happy to recommend a few right here!

Dinky Doo asks her mother a question.

Derpy Hooves finally reveals a truth.

Story collaboration with Rootbeer Dew, who helped to write up the ending.

Picture by some guy on Deviantart. Doomcakes, I think it was? XD

Popular Section! 5th July, 2014, Saturday! Thank you everyone!

UPDATE - There is a sequel to this story! To read the sequel, look up TheMyth, and his story 'Where Is The Love?'. This is the official sequel that I gave him permission to write up. Thank you everypony for your views and support! You guys and gals helped to make this a special story!

Link to the sequel! Where Is My Love?

Twilight Sparkle rushes to Celestia's bedroom one day to witness her mentor raising the sun.

She discovers a shocking truth.

Just a story I challenged myself to write in under an hour. Nothing special. Still, I hope you will enjoy it.

(AU Due to Luna being present while Twilight is still a filly)

(Story takes place in an alternate Equestria, where Duel Monsters are all the rage. No canon characters will appear in the story, however when Episode Zero chapters have been completed, and the real story has begun, you, the viewers, may make a request for certain characters to be referenced at certain intervals in the story. You'll also have a chance to have your own OC's, should you have any, to appear as well, but this won't be in effect until AFTER Episode Zero has been written)

Duel Monsters.

It is a card game unlike any other. Through the use of magically imbued devices, these simple cards become something much more, as they are brought to life to do battle, under the command and orders of those who play the game, known as Duelists.

Of all the Duelists in the world, there is one whom many have sought to find and defeat, even dedicating their lives to such a cause. A supposedly ancient entity known only as the Ancient One, a powerful Duelist who is said to grant one wish to whoever should best him in a battle of the cards.

Many of those who set out to find him do so for the desire of wealth, fame, power, or immortality. For one young Duelist, it is for revenge, for the irreplaceable loss he suffered some years ago. Revenge for being deceived into believing a great lie that has costed the lives of many before himself.

Unique, armed with his father's mighty Deck, the only item he has to remember him by, sets out to face and defeat the one who caused him his pain.

However, unbeknownst to him, his journey, his mission, whether successful or not, will mark his first steps to becoming one of the greatest Duelists ever to rise up in the world.

It's time to Duel.

Derpy Hooves. Beloved mailmare of Ponyville, known well for her unique eyes and fondness for muffins.

Nopony would ever have known that this happy and cheerful mare did not start life in the same way.

The great and powerful Trixie finds herself within a foul-smelling and dark labyrinth that seems almost alive, slightly altering itself behind her back, and inhabited by another creature besides herself. She must find a way through this maze of rusted pipes and dank brick walls and escape the horror that awaits her in the forbidding darkness.

But what chance has anypony of surviving this game of life and/or death?

Inspired by Markiplier's playthrough of the horror game, 'Vanish'. All hail the Markpilier and his beautiful pink mustache!

Also, props and thanks to the one and only Rootbeer Dew, who provided the art cover!

13th June 2015 UPDATE - New chapters will feature parodies of existing fanfics. No fanfic shall be safe from being parodied and made light-hearted fun of, Nostalgia Critic / Retsupurae-style!

Just a bunch of strange, illogical, and downright-weird stories that were clogging up my mentally-challenged mind, which will make you laugh, make you cry, and make you ask "Why?"

There is no plot. There is no purpose. There is just randomness. Randomness in all its...um...randomness.

You might find it easier to think of these short tales as something you'd see in an ASDF.Movie cartoon, if it helps you 'understand' the point. Although there is none.