I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.
Is that a Hermes Blastia converting massive quantities of aer into your pants... or are you just happy to see me?
A shitty writer who has given up entirely. Considering writing clop instead. Incapable of writing deep, meaningful stories or funny and entertaining stories. Finally on anti-depressants.
Im that Forerunner thats all there is to it. Also highly trained in the art of Fist-Fucking
Brony, Gamer, Roleplayer. I am also a Jackal who is skilled in Alchemy, Black Magic, Voodoo Powers, and Necromancy :3
I am the Seneschal, the ruler of the eternal circle, and I have come for ponies.
Well this my first time at fimfiction. I'm a brony since i like My little pony friend: Friendship is magic. I hope i can get along here and make new friends. I hope.
Secrets beckon to all humans but only the foolish and ignorant search for what is not meant to be discovered. Such is the fate of men.
I didn't really think that a potato bomb could work, but it did.
I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.
Still a monster...but less of a bastard. Wish Superman was real so I could get a hug.
The window through which we perceive life is what defines our experience of it. We are only aware of a small fraction of what our senses pick up. We can all choose how we see the world.
"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall."
"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."
I am everything and nothing, insane and sane, logical and nonsensical. I am The Dankest Meme, loved and feared by all.
I like to dance without pants, got it, yo'? I enjoy all types of stories, but I especially love ones with explosions. I'm your average -5 year old boy, ya' know? I've seen just 'bout everything, boy.
You take orders from me now! Ya hear?! This is Sgt GobSmacker reportin' for duty!
okay expect a little fanfiction, but i need an artist to do cover art for the fics.
I am Bishop Havel, servant of Sunlord Gwynn and Protector of Anor Londo. I also may or may not be an aspiring Fimfiction writer who is nagged to this site.
I am the only one of my kind left. What kind is my kind you ask? I am a fat man with a computer, Coke-A-Cola bottle and a -Oh thanks mom!......So, were was I?