Life gave me lemons, and with them I made horsewords. Try and figure that out.

Sup fellow MLP lovers. Not much to say about myself. I'm just a brony that loves to write and would love to put up my work for others to enjoy.

I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.

"A true 'Blade' is one that knows self restraint...for a hasty 'Blade' leads to unwanted pain and regret."

brush your teeth if you wanna not go to fucking jail kids

Lets just write some damn stories.

Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.

Yo yo yo, Berry to the P to the U to the N C H, representing the MLP, what up, biatch?!

I write bat-pone and moth-pone. I'm an expert on both.

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

Blades Cut Flesh. Hammers Break Bones. Words Slit Minds.

Army, writer, friend, and wikd imgination. This is a short hobby ive had since 2012. Been a brony since 2010

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

I write things.

Are you a Rebel?

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Strong emotion imspired poet.

A Revenant who has found... interest... in this Fandom. Very good at coming up with Ideas. Not so much at writing. PM me if your an author who wants to bounce ideas.

Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.

And now for something completely different

I once was lost, but now I'm found. Just a quiet blue unicorn with a passion for the written word.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I write in the name of the Emperor.

Tallest of all the bronies! Maybe. Socal resident that likes ponies, war related things, and the use of the word saucy. Feel free to drop a line or whatever. I love to talk with people. Brony on!

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

I love Crossover Fanfics and I love SCOOBY DOO! SCOOBY DOO! FTW! Markiplier is my favorite Youtuber and CaptainSparklez comes in second to Mark. My favorite superhero is also Spider-Man.

Sometimes I wonder why I write. Then I look back at my stories and remember: I have a story to tell. And a LOT of mistakes to correct.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired