came for the plot, stayed for the plot

I am a Norwegian as i hope you all understand from my username and my OC name is Roaring lightning

Life if like a lottory ticket, you never know what going to happen until you skratch the ticket. ~OreoKookie

I am a fan of Hellsing, I probably wont make any stories just to use this for keeping track of other stories I want to read. but i do make a story I recommend reading it even though it might suck.

Possibly addicted to donuts.

Your face shall follow all.

Haven't watched since S3.... but I love the fanfiction.

I'm just that guy who hated the show, then sorta liked it, then realized that he was a brony and freaked out. Then realized that there was nowhere else to post fiction. And so here I am.

A tired dude.

Just your everyday teenager who likes metal music and ponies and works for a living and has high hopes for going no where in life

Your average non-radical communist, living in the burbs.

Oui oui baguette! Honhonhonhon!

Just a dude who loves ponies and the dog god

hi im pipyou got problem!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!suck me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not quite sure what to put here. MIT student who likes writing. Yeah. Oh, and thanks to kittyhasnosoul for the cover.

Honey Bunches of Oats is best cereal.

20 something college student with massive amounts of ideas, very little free time, and is slow as all fuck on updates. Sounds like the perfect combination to me.

Time to make some good horse words. (Patreon)

I will consume your ashes.

Arguing about how fictional characters would fit into other fictional worlds? Yes.... Let the nerd flow through you....

I will judge you mercilessly.