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StallionWithTheMetalHoof


20 something college student with massive amounts of ideas, very little free time, and is slow as all fuck on updates. Sounds like the perfect combination to me.

Nov
30th
2015

First Impressions: Cutie Re-Marking · 8:57pm Nov 30th, 2015

Well, MLP did what it does best: pull off an awesome season finale! Out of all of them, I think this one’s my favorite, even more than “Twilight’s Kingdom”. And let’s be honest, we all knew Starlight Glimmer was going to come back, it was friggin’ obvious. However, the fact that she was easily able to change one of Starswirl’s most complicated spells kind of reeks of bullshit. But, definitely the most interesting part of the episode was the alternate timeline thing. I’ll admit, I’m a big sucker

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Nov
26th
2015

First Impressions: The Mane Attraction (Really? -_-) · 6:30am Nov 26th, 2015

Well, that one was surprisingly entertaining, even if it’s the second time in a row they’ve used a stupid pun as the title. Also, hello ponified Lady GaGa, nice to see you here. I kind of like the message in how the music industry works nowadays, how it’s more about “Spectacle” (BTW, pretty catchy song) than making good music. Also, obvious antagonist manager, gee, haven’t seen this particular cliché in a while. Like a lot of MLP episodes tend to be, once they introduce one particular element,

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Nov
17th
2015

First Impressions: Hooffields and McColts (Ha, Ha, horse puns -_-) · 3:55am Nov 17th, 2015

No, I didn’t forget to do last week’s episode; long story short, I didn’t have much to say about “What About Discord?” so I skipped that first impressions. Now, onto why we’re here.

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Nov
7th
2015

First Impressions: Scare Master · 7:22am Nov 7th, 2015

No, I didn’t forget; I’ve been pretty busy with school stuff, plus some… medical issues, so I’ve just barely seen this episode. Since it was nowhere to be found on YouTube, I had to record it on the TV and I didn’t get to see it until after I got off work at 10 (Dailymotion can go suck the Omnissiah’s clockwork taint). Now then, onto mien thoughts!

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Oct
26th
2015

First Impressions: Hearthwarmers · 6:02am Oct 26th, 2015

Welp, I’m back, and hopefully by doing something productive, I can keep myself from going quiet. Yes, I know it’s a little late in the season to be doing this, but, I’ll see what other things I can react on in time.
*Beholds Seῆior Plasma Cannon*
Oh, lurvly, you. I’ll deal with you later.
Anyway, back to the matter at hand- er, hoof. Eh, whatever.

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Sep
14th
2015

Taking a Break · 3:09pm Sep 14th, 2015

Okay, I need to slow down and take break; I have way too much going on right now. School has been hard on me, work has been hard on me, I'm trying to find a new job at the moment, and I barely have time to work on non school related writing. I need some time to get things organized and get my life figured out, then I'll come back to this. *lifts bottle of Pepsi in toast* Here's hoping.

*Sees an even bigger plasma cannon pointed at head*
Oh, go the fuck away!

Aug
28th
2015

Why I Tend to be Slow on Updates (AKA Why I'm the Quiet One) · 2:24am Aug 28th, 2015

No, this not an excuse for the chapter not being done. It'll be finished within the next couple of days, and it'll probably take a week or so for my main editor (and, possibly, a new one) to look it over and make changes where necessary.

Now that that's out of the way, I can get to the subject of this journal.

*Sees still humming and warm plasma cannon pointed at head*

Fuck me.

Ah well, on weeth zee subject!

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Aug
13th
2015

Update · 6:09pm Aug 13th, 2015

Hello everybody! Tis' I, the Stallion with the Metal Hoof! Hope this makes up for my silence.

*Sees plasma cannon pointed at head*

Apparently not.

Anywho, I've come to give you a preview of the next chapter and a promise that the next chapter will be out no later than the end of the month.

*Hears plasma cannon charging up*

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Apr
16th
2015

Mere Inquery · 2:52am Apr 16th, 2015

Hey, I got a question to ask for all you who use Deviant Art: are you having problems with DA tonight? I can't log in and the website is starting to be glitchier than usual.

Mar
27th
2015

VICTORY! Victory for ZIM! · 3:04am Mar 27th, 2015

HAHAHAHA! It's finally done! The first chapter of Vode An is complete! It's taken and entire. Fucking. Year. But I've done it. But, unfortunately, you'll have to wait a little while longer as it needs to be edited, but I feel accomplished. And I will say this for the record, future chapters will not take this long to write, mainly because they won't be as long as this one. Twenty pages! I never even realized until I finished how many this chapter had!

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