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StallionWithTheMetalHoof


20 something college student with massive amounts of ideas, very little free time, and is slow as all fuck on updates. Sounds like the perfect combination to me.

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  • 439 weeks
    First Impressions: Cutie Re-Marking

    Well, MLP did what it does best: pull off an awesome season finale! Out of all of them, I think this one’s my favorite, even more than “Twilight’s Kingdom”. And let’s be honest, we all knew Starlight Glimmer was going to come back, it was friggin’ obvious. However, the fact that she was easily able to change one of Starswirl’s most complicated spells kind of reeks of bullshit. But, definitely the

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  • 440 weeks
    First Impressions: The Mane Attraction (Really? -_-)

    Well, that one was surprisingly entertaining, even if it’s the second time in a row they’ve used a stupid pun as the title. Also, hello ponified Lady GaGa, nice to see you here. I kind of like the message in how the music industry works nowadays, how it’s more about “Spectacle” (BTW, pretty catchy song) than making good music. Also, obvious antagonist manager, gee, haven’t seen this particular

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  • 441 weeks
    First Impressions: Hooffields and McColts (Ha, Ha, horse puns -_-)

    No, I didn’t forget to do last week’s episode; long story short, I didn’t have much to say about “What About Discord?” so I skipped that first impressions. Now, onto why we’re here.

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  • 443 weeks
    First Impressions: Scare Master

    No, I didn’t forget; I’ve been pretty busy with school stuff, plus some… medical issues, so I’ve just barely seen this episode. Since it was nowhere to be found on YouTube, I had to record it on the TV and I didn’t get to see it until after I got off work at 10 (Dailymotion can go suck the Omnissiah’s clockwork taint). Now then, onto mien thoughts!

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  • 445 weeks
    First Impressions: Hearthwarmers

    Welp, I’m back, and hopefully by doing something productive, I can keep myself from going quiet. Yes, I know it’s a little late in the season to be doing this, but, I’ll see what other things I can react on in time.
    *Beholds Seῆior Plasma Cannon*
    Oh, lurvly, you. I’ll deal with you later.
    Anyway, back to the matter at hand- er, hoof. Eh, whatever.

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Nov
17th
2015

First Impressions: Hooffields and McColts (Ha, Ha, horse puns -_-) · 3:55am Nov 17th, 2015

No, I didn’t forget to do last week’s episode; long story short, I didn’t have much to say about “What About Discord?” so I skipped that first impressions. Now, onto why we’re here.
This episode was definitely… interesting. I’ll admit, I know fuck all about the Hatfields and McCoys, just that they’re apparently fighting over something that one of them did to the other and that the story changes every time it’s told. In any case, this episode was pretty predictable, as the moment they mentioned that the Hooffields are good at growing crops but not building houses (and vice-versa with the McColts), I immediately knew how the story was going to end. I can’t be the only one who saw that ending coming, it’s that cliché. And of course the two families don’t know exactly how the fight between them started, they never do. Whenever these types of stories come up, they always follow the same plot points and a lot of times don’t do anything new with it; even Avatar tried something like this and we all know how that episode turned out. Heck, the only time I’ve seen this done in an interesting and unintentionally funny way was Buster Keaton’s Our Hospitality. In fact, he’s a good version I found on YouTube:

Give it a watch, it’s well worth your time.
Final Thoughts: Pretty predictable episode and you can see every plot point coming (raise your hand if you didn’t immediately pick up that the cake was a Trojan horse… yeah, thought not). I like how the Hooffields and McColts differ in terms of style, not only are they different color pallets (the Hooffields being various shades of bright yellow and orange and the McColts dull greys and purples), but the Hooffields are overall much cleaner than the McColts. In the end, this one was kind of “meh”, although Twilight was definitely the highlight of the episode for me.
‘Til next time folks.

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