I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

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"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.