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The Hat Mann


"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall."

Oct
15th
2016

Someone Read My Story and Put It On YouTube · 5:06pm Oct 15th, 2016

One of my only stories of some success has a reading now.

By a mister Bob_E_1. Cool beans mate.
Anyway, this is it.

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Jul
2nd
2016

New York or Bust I Guess. · 9:17pm Jul 2nd, 2016

The yearly holiday with the family this year is taking us to the concrete jungle of New York, USA and the streets of Brooklyn for nearly two weeks. Fly off tomorrow morning for the Big Apple or whatever ridiculous nickname it has.

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May
15th
2016

The Beginning of The End. Of Secondary School, That Is. · 10:20pm May 15th, 2016

Exam season has come, and now it's my turn to venture into the new world with my companions as we shit our pants together.

First one is this Tuesday May 17th, and after that nearly 4 weeks worth of other exams.
At least I know that me and my friends will enter the exam hall like:

If I fail, at least I can tell myself I tried as I eat a tub of ice cream.
If I pass, at least I can be happy guilt-free as I eat a tub of ice cream.

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Apr
15th
2016

Moral of the Story: The House of The Mouse Will Never Die · 10:06pm Apr 15th, 2016

Zootopia. Or as it's strangely known as in Britain for no apparent reason, Zootropolis.

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Apr
8th
2016

Am I The Only One Who's Excited For Rogue One? · 10:42am Apr 8th, 2016

The amount of complaining I've seen is unreal.

I've seen nuggets of support, but everyone's complaining about the smallest things. I love it though.

Original Stormtroopers, the Death Star construction, Mon Mothma, a blind ninga, AT-AT's, original trilogy looks, possible Emperor/Vader appearance, a Grand Admiral and the rebels' funny bucket helmets.

What's not to love?

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Mar
5th
2016

2016 Is Fun · 8:37pm Mar 5th, 2016

2016 so far is shite.
But not in the TV department at least.

"The guilt...

...means your work is not yet finished."

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Feb
2nd
2016

Wanted To Blog a Bit. · 10:13pm Feb 2nd, 2016

I haven't done much on this site for a while now, as I've been leaving for longer times. Apologies, simply some outside world stuff that needs to be sorted. But I do feel like I should blog something to let people know I'm still kicking. So let's talk shall we?

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Jan
3rd
2016

I'm a Bit Late Aren't I? · 3:49pm Jan 3rd, 2016

Happy New Year everyone!
I think this year will be better than the last one. Absolutely nothing could ruin my hopeful feelings!

"That's the last time we let Achmed set up the fireworks."
"Silence! I kill you!"

Seriously, this has to be an omen or something. A burning tower in one of the richest city's in the world. Either that or someone just messed up.
I'm going with the omen thing.

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Dec
24th
2015

Season's Greetings · 9:13pm Dec 24th, 2015

Wow, you know what, I'm going to go out because I can finally feel the festive and happy cheer in my cold heart this year!


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Dec
21st
2015

Moral of the Story: Sequels & Reboots Make Money. [Spoiler Warning] · 4:29pm Dec 21st, 2015

So a couple days ago, I saw this:

And this is my summed up thoughts of the whole thing:

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