I'll write when I feel like it.

Please be patient, I’m INTJ.

A Mediocre author who cant finish a story for the life of him. Also likes swords.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Are you a Rebel?

You'll Never See Me Comin'!

Just some dumbass who writes bullshit stories.

Part-time writer, Full-time student

Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.

“To make a prairie it takes a clover and one bee, One clover, and a bee, And revery. The revery alone will do, If bees are few.” ― Emily Dickinson, The Complete Poems

O.F.P.

Sometimes I wonder why I write. Then I look back at my stories and remember: I have a story to tell. And a LOT of mistakes to correct.

i regret everything

Just a normal dude who loves making fics

Anime is Japan's revenge for Hiroshima

Anime, video games, monster movies, and creepypastas are what I am

I am fairly new at this and I will probably be spurting some random ideas. I hope you enjoy!

“The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.” ― Marcus Aurelius

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

Thanks for sticking with me, everyone! Support on Patreon, if you'd like!

Let's see what we got here.... OJ, Soda Pop, Purple Stuff, Sunny D.... *BOP* Coulda had a V8!

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

I like extending over multiple arts like drawing, playing music, and writing.

Not much to say. Just writing stuff for fun.

HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN GONE!?!?!?

*SPOILERS* ;)

My mask protects me from gas and Internet gnomes. What's your mask?

Beginning author with a lot of ideas for future stories. Currently attending college, so classes may affect how often I can post.

I'm still alive, probably.

I'm just a simple horse trying to make my way through the universe. People say I'm bad at writing happy endings.

Greetings, and welcome to my humble abode. Please have a seat and stay a while. A fresh pot of tea is ready. But if you must leave, do be sure to have a blessed day.

Not much to say.

Still a monster...but less of a bastard. Wish Superman was real so I could get a hug.

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." -Abraham Lincoln

Be sure to check out some of my other stories on Fanfiction.net. Account name: Gordon Ramses.

To represent everything it stands for.