• Member Since 7th Aug, 2013
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Getting my ass kicked one day at a time.


As war rages throughout Equestria... Panini...



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I'm so sorry guys, so, so, so, sorry... I swear I am never doing this again...

What the fuck just i read?


The result of a restless night of sleep and a slice of cheese in the morning... I don't usually do this, please forgive me... :fluttercry:

The amount of fuck I did just read.

Way too much.

Apology accepted, but it was totally funny.

And I was like.



And I laughted so hard that I had resuscitated mussolini himself :pinkiecrazy:

Now imma going to get a salami to impale him, just like a vampire.

Ps: sarcasm aside, at first i felt a bit offended, but thinking that nonsense scene made me.laught a bit.


Haha, thanks! :twilightsmile:


Sorry if it did, it wasn't my intention :fluttercry: Glad you liked it though, thanks! :pinkiehappy:


Darn it man! As if the story itself won't get enough hate, now you have to pitch the religious community against me too? Ain't fair! :applecry:

btw: lol :rainbowlaugh:

1633039 Referred this to TWE and gave you credit.

1633964 Fucking dyslexic hooves.


1633974 There we go! :twilightsmile:

And why me, of all people, to take the credit?

1633983 Go see for yourself.

1634002 Aw, thanks :rainbowkiss:

I'd forgotten that was the one which put you over the edge and joined the ranks of the Regidar Cul-Fan association.

1634034 It's rare I find something so funny. It was a great spirit lifter.:twilightsmile:

1634045 Which is weird, because I wrote it under a "Fuck this shit" attitude.

I was seeing how far I could go without turning into this.

1634094 Mr. Happy will never be replaced... and he will never return... Which is, actually, a very good thing.

1634119 I lol'd at several of his stories. Big Mac Masturbates with Razorblades is a timeless classic.
The only difference between me and him is that I'm still around.

What I want to go for now is capture some of the beauty Shortskirtsandexpl- I mean, Imploding Colon put into Austraeoh. That's a fucking timeless classic.

Also, not to brag or anything, but SS&E totally commented on my page.

i.qkme.me/3olyld.jpg So many fucks. I applaud you sir.:moustache::moustache:

Alright. Listen guy. I will admit that I laughed a lot during this story. It was bucked up beyond imagination and so random that I couldn't stop reading it. I don't read descriptions, but I thought it may be strange when I read the title. I was right. Well, just because of effort and being able to entrance me into this weird world of salami swords and strange falling sandwiches I shall give you 3 out of 5 mustaches. :moustache::moustache::moustache:/:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:



Always glad to bring that little extra weirdness into your lives! :pinkiecrazy:

1635019 It was a bit of fun though. I'm weird myself so I mean it's only fitting that I tend to read weird stories.

what in the name o Celestia
did i just read

I am disliking out of pure respect for you:ajsmug:


I am honored to receive your dislike then. :moustache:

Mussolini swung his mighty piece of meat and hit the Chinese ambassador

UN debates in a nutshell

This... There are no words to describe this...:twilightsmile:

Read the story again. Fapped. Read again.


Should come out in a little while.

I'm gonna make fun of our admins on the next one too.

2647629 I'm not focused enough on the group to entirely get the experience, but I'm sure I'll enjoy it nonetheless. Will you have one that makes fun of the members?


Hmm? I meant the site admins.

Ooh ya. I'm hardcore like that.

I'm calling in some tactical-racism with a side of rapid-fire What The Fuck!? And to top it off, I'm going to cover it in flaming absurdity!
I am Norman and I approve of this message.


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