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"OH GOD, THEY'RE LAPDANCING ME!" -Steel, 2015 - Aspiring author, artist with absolutely no skill yet a lot of wants, and just your typical, all-around lover of MLP fanfiction. That's me.


"Why is there a leg in my mouth? Why is Lyra on the roof? What happened to my television? Why the buck is there a bison on my bed? Damnit, I have to get to work... I need a drink..."

A normal day in the life of Equestria's least noted heroes. Enjoy responsibly.

Collab between KillerSteel, Fallen Prime, and Mr. Ignorable, with help from many other authors.

Viewer Intelligence is advised. May contain abject amounts of feels, laughter, and assorted bouts of anger.

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 19 )

I'm happy to be a part of this complete mess. (I did the bits with rational!Lyra.)

Dude. What?
Also, why does it randomly go bold and stay that way, and then randomly go italicized? Provided that's not just the html on my computer fucking up.

So, you finally decided to publish this? Yay!


It's a success! Did you enjoy the zanyness of it?

I enjoyed parts of it, but sometimes it just felt... too forced as if the idea was, "fuck it! Let's just put down anything" and that was it.

Zany with a good structure is The Simpsons seasons 4-10. Zany for the sake of being zany is just Family Guy.

1698355 Yes, I did quite a bit.

And crap, I just remembered I kind of forgot about that story I was going to help you on... I'm sure it's probably too late now. My bad :fluttershysad:


Not at all. Chaos Rules Once More has been put on a half-hiatus due to school anyway, so it's gonna take me a while to finish Chaos Of Command. That, and I have to convert the entire story over to past tense.

College, bleh.

1698424 Haha I know exactly what you mean... college. Especially with finals coming up. :pinkiesick:

I still feel like kind of a jerk though... I just kind of ignored you. I did want to help you on your quest for getting featured though... :twilightsmile:


And I'm still chasing the dream. Once Christmas rolls around and I'm out of my final-exams-induced coma, we'll collab on the fourth chapter. Bounce ideas, write together, treat the thing like a big RP.

That's how Life was done, and it was pretty successful.

1698785 Well, I'm hoping I can help you make that dream come true... someone as nice as you deserves it a lot more than I did with the crap I wrote...

I mean, someone like you in the TWE who I assume helps out struggling authors with their fics... it's the least I can do. I wish I could ever do what you do.

Anyways, I definitely have a lot to learn about writing myself... so it should be fun. I really look forward to it. :eeyup:


Awesome. It's a date then.

As for the TWE, I help out where I can. We were all where those authors are right now, so someone's gotta help pick em up, right?

Oh Gods, I laughed so had I started coughing, then I just got confused....WHAT THE BUCK IS GOING ON?!!!:facehoof: Buck it, count me in, it's random as shit yet funny as hell, seriously I was dying. They did not even know that Spike was kidnapped, poor dude, shit this is going to get cray and I want a front row, hell, ewen Gods have to have their fun right? I'm expceting to see the Gods of Equestria soon:yay:


Jesus Christ Almighty, this story is over 19 weeks old? God, I've really gotta add another chapter to it...

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:OH GODS!!!!! WHAT THE BUCK DID I WALK INTO?????!!!!:rainbowlaugh: Wow.......shit, I was hoping to see a war with Lyra and Bon-Bon but DAMN:ajbemused: Holy buck....GO GET THE NURSE, HOOVES:pinkiehappy: Wow......I....I.....I'm just going to wait for the next chapter and walk away now:facehoof:

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