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Twi X Sombra is best ship, Luna is best princess, King Sombra is best villain, and Twily is best pony!!!!

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Twilight is super smart. She can answer any math question. And she likes doing them right. So, she feels particularly annoyed when somepony else is making jokes about that. Especially when it is her brother.

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The title says 1+1, but the thumbnail shows 2+2?

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Ooop thanks for reminding. I guess numbers just drive me nuts, so their confusing :pinkiesad2:

Very wholesome and funny. A wonderful oneshot expanding on backstories.

I don't get it. Love the story. But the jokes went right over my head.

This gets a fave from me simply because Shining in this short tale acts like how my older brother did and Twilight is younger me, which makes this even funnier. :rainbowlaugh:

11218223
Math checks out.

1 + 1 is 11 cuz you're adding the one next to the one makes it 11

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Isn't that just tally marks?


And Twilight should know better. IQ is a measure of deviation from average intelligence, so nobody can have an IQ of -10.

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I know. It was just something random. But thx!

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I can only imagine

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Right! Except Shining doesn't know that style of math apparently...

Me after reading this story:
Huh. Not bad.

A few hours later:
My nephew: Two plus two is tricycle! *giggles*
Me: *lies down on floor and dies*

At least when I (to my everlasting shame) bullied my younger brother in this fashion I had the common decency to be technically correct. It wasn't my fault he couldn't hear the difference between "calorie" and "Calorie." (It was my fault I couldn't tell when a joke had gone on far past playful and into psychologically scarring.)

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He has a "tricycle" that was actually a bicycle with 2 training wheels on the sides and we would call it a "tricycle".

Now that he's older, we took the 2 training wheels off so its a normal bicycle but he did the math. 2 wheels + 2 wheels = "tricycle"

the thumbnail tho
where's twi's horn?
or did she lose it from anger at shining...
If so that's just tragic. but likely

edit: i feel STOOPID
her horn is right there
how can i not see it

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No. A Tricycle is a Unicycle with training wheels!

🎃 Attack of the Killer Tomatoes 🎃

:moustache::raritywink: There's a movie for you :facehoof:

1+1= 🍅
I kinda get it. It kinda sounds like two.

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lol.
What a coincidence... :rainbowlaugh:

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Numbers drive me nuts.
So you can't blame me, I suffer during math class

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I get it. I'm in advanced math. It's the worst!

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you have my sympathy

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I thought it was because twilight's face resembled a tomato when told that

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Exactly! We don't follow regular math rules.

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Oookaayy...
You get the point of this story is comedy right? It was supposed to be a joke. I don't need real math lessons.

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Thanks for the reading!

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Wasn't me, was my friends pony and wolf, they a bit shy XD

The dumbest part of this is that the cover says 2 + 2 = Tomato, the answer is clearly fish.

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