Brownie by Three

by Captain_Hairball

Footnotes

^1. I have no idea how Lyra got a hold of a copy of the Aeneid. Twilight probably needs to guard the mirror more closely.

^2. Yes, ponies use chopsticks. Yes, including earth ponies. Yes, earth ponies hold the chopsticks in their mouths. Yes, they have no trouble with this. An earth pony eating noodles with chopsticks is a glorious sight to behold.

^3. The author has not done the math for this but in his defense neither have these ponies. Twilight probably has but she isn’t here.

Comments

[Bicyclette]

great to see this up! really looking forward to reading it!

[one of the herd]

a cute enough little story, i enjoyed it. footnote #2 is worthy of a upvote all on it own. the physics involved while hilarious make my brain hurt

[Mockingbirb]

MOST stories should not have footnotes.
But THIS story earned them.

[Cerulean Starlight]

This is super hot.

[Captain_Hairball]

10961638

10961639

One of the downsides of fanfic is that no one can stop me from adding footnotes. Glad people liked them.

10961509

I missed so many contests and events this summer. Glad I was able to get this one in. As a threeple, StarTrixMaud is rivaled only by LegoshiHaruLou.

[Captain_Hairball]

10961845

I'm not a fan of official shipping. Like why are your doing this? This is the fan's job. Fluttercord, CheesyPie, and DashJack aren't too bad. They're common enough ships and Fluttercord is classic, if not my favorite Shy ship. But MudMaud is enh. What happened to opposites attract? And SugarMac? No. I won't even watch those episodes.

[n3k1dsk1llz]

hahaha man this was great.

Get another brownie, indeed.

[Spamotron]

In case you're curious about the mathematical solution Numberphile has you covered

[Bicyclette]

^1. I have no idea how Lyra got a hold of a copy of the Aeneid. Twilight probably needs to guard the mirror more closely.

ah the recontextualization of a human epic drama as an adventure story about "cute humans", love the metaness of this

^2. Yes, ponies use chopsticks. Yes, including earth ponies. Yes, earth ponies hold the chopsticks in their mouths. Yes, they have no trouble with this. An earth pony eating noodles with chopsticks is a glorious sight to behold.

it must be! i would love to see it

^3. The author has not done the math for this but in his defense neither have these ponies. Twilight probably has but she isn’t here.

considering the triangular one is 1/4 of the whole, Starlight must be correct!

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a lot more sensual than i expected but i am definitely not complaining. loved the rich descwork, and the little details and footnotes. thanks so much!"

[Captain_Hairball]

11006872

The book was originally just supposed to be 'Watership Down but with humans' but then I remembered Latin class in HS and realizing that Watership Down with 'The Aneid but with bunnies.'.