A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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Y'know, while pricey, it is these kinds of locales that do the best for nails and for hair in real life.
I mean... who cares if it's for women, you'd think that if ladies are willing to spend a crapton for their *toe nails* to be done, they can definitely do a great job for regular guy hair too.
Not that I'd know, but it does make sense.
Beaver fart juice?
I was so amused at the gunpowder cologne, and so disappointed that it wasn't mentioned later.
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Castoreum, which actually is used in perfumes.
wait... those ingredients sound familiar.....
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Maybe because they are the main ingredients for gunpowder!!!
People who randomly spray people with perfume in department stores should be incarcerated.
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Nope. Can't beat a good barber for a man. That isn't to say you can't find a barber trained man at a salon, you have to do your research for sure.
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As someone who has severe asthma and gets skin reactions from a few somewhat common ingredients in scents, I agree completely. To Tartarus with them!
Honestly, this seemed the most human/Earthly moment so far.
What just happened?
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SpaSalon day!Hostile environment indeed. Dude should be called Acerbic rather than Acrylic. He's certainly not covering his feelings.
Wow, I got to say, I never expected perfume grenades in a slice of life story. I'm almost curious in what situation would require a grenade? Also, in hindsight, only 13 dollars for gunpowder in Equestria? That's a steal, even at full price. That stallion got royalty short changed.
One, I will pray for Acrylic to have the strength to go on.
Two, I'll take six vials of that cologne.
Spa day!
I know its a salon, but someone beat me to that exclamation so sue me
OH, SPEW!
lol
No no, clearly the answer is more beaver anus oil. You can never have enough beaver anus oil!
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Oh no doubt, I'm just referring to dispelling the notions that "if it's girly/has products it sucks." It's literally up to how they handle your head. And Barber is a variation of Hair Stylist. (Apparently, there's an hierarchy??)
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maybe in a later chapter? She did buy it…
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Now I get it!
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Yea, but I read the greentext source and it hasn't come up again yet at least an arc later. Not sure exact time. But yea, it might still come up.
Beaver anus oil. So, vanilla then.
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/beaver-butt-goo-vanilla-flavoring
Having watched a video of a horse shoeing I can tell Cut's in for a rough time.
Also the gunpowder perfume is great.
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Ah, ya beat me to it. Random trivia is fun to show off sometimes, isn't it?
This just reminds me I need to trim my nails, get a new perfume bottle and heck, maybe a haircut.
Oy Vey...
I hope he's careful around flames because those chemicals in the proper proportions are rather... touchy...
Gunpowder cologne. Wonder if that's a throwaway joke or a sign if things to come.
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And it’ll be aerosolized when sprayed……..and Anon will probably be holding it……..in his magic……..which as we’ve seen with the DVD player is at least as energetic as a standard electric current……….what a nice surprise that’ll be!
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your all forgetting that its in a liquid form. So what ever the liquid base is would stop the sulfur, charcoal, and potassium nitrate from reacting. basically, wet/slushy gunpowder wont go off no matter how hard you try.
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Actually, a barber died more than just hair. They also do shaves, facials, and in some regions, dentistry.
It's best not to think about it much.
11082171
Smells like a day at the range. Which I do know is an actual soap scent now so eh not too odd in horseyland.
11082267
I actually did think of that, but not all perfumes are water based. In fact, some of them are actually oil or even alcohol based. I’m admittedly not a chemist, so idk how gunpowder would react to being aerosolized in alcohol, but I feel like you’d get a different reaction than wet gunpowder!
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And depending how far back in time you go, surgery too!
does that mean she also bites the hoofs on her rear legs?
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I imagine that being rather difficult. Especially because of certain "assets" of hers...
Shouldn't there be an "e" in that word?
Ah my favourite
Chemicals
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Classic barbers did surgury too (hence the spinning red blue and white signs). But its history for a reason, and you are correct. Facial hair for sure.
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Yes there should. Fixed!
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Unless it's purely alcohol or oil based, which it very well might be.
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Gunpowder gelatine. It's dynamite, with a laser beam.
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Not really with the bra she wears.
Ah yes, good ol gunpowder.
Castoreum?
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Like Spongebob listening to a scary story, she does.
All it needs is steel and faith.
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She does